Ellen Salomon

Blessed.

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@sesandefer Can I be Bernice?

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One of our patients just told me I had the pregnancy waddle 😩

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Just ordered my groceries online for the first time to pick up tonight and I think I’m already in love 😍

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26 weeks pregnant + food poisoning + all social media filled with Christmas food 🤢😩😖😵

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Co-worker’s bean dip spoiled over the weekend & my preggo senses can’t handle so we’ve cracked open the doors & windows to air out the place. Got me sitting at my desk like

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@sesandefer 😂 I would have read this sooner but I was busy cutting my fingernails and making my bed.

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My coworker has been playing heavy metal in the next room since 8:15am.

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@ShanFay Apparently it still is in my husband's mind 😂

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Me: "Well, I'm going to go party."
Carl: "In my pants?"
Me: "Haven't heard that since 7th grade."
Carl: "Cause you're not cool."

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My favorite thing is getting yelled at by patients for things I have no control over. 🤗

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@psdavidson PREACH 🙌🏻

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It is 100% okay for me to be napping right now but the good ol' body apparently thinks otherwise. 😠

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@sesandefer You're text messages have ALWAYS been grammatically correct.

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Tomorrow marks the first day of what I hope will be the start of big changes. Let's gooo 2017! #healthier #happier

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Every time I gave one of our gifts to my parents tonight they asked if it was a pregnancy announcement... as I was drinking a Mike's.

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Happy wedding day @megannmcq! So excited for you & can't wait to celebrate! 😘

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I feel like the only reasonable and logical answer to all of this is that Ellen Degeneres becomes president and I take over her show.

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Yesterday we were insulting Clinton and Trump. Today we are insulting each other. Time to let go and let God.

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Is it required that all health care billing representatives are a**holes or just a coincidence?