Ellen Claycomb-Salerno

I would probably rather be taking a bath.

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

@SteveLaRue2 I do not need another Lodge skillet AND YET…

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

@SteveLaRue2 Ah. It was a good performance. Sorry you missed it live.

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

I’ve seen so many quote Tweets of this and apparently we all take scalding hot showers, crank the AC, and watch Law & Order.

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

I swear there is a new way to peel garlic on TikTok every week.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Garlic peeling tips
https://t.co/UsBF0ECa2R

[superradtural ꕤ @Rad323]

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP, BRO.

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

@KatyCecil Awww! Love to see this!

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

This week’s Vibe Check, as always, is A++. Still laughing about Sam’s mouth bangs.

[Zach Stafford @ZachStafford]

new vibe check this week is dedicated to @elmo https://t.co/sXP3WXhjAg

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

Did Australia name the mob of emus?

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

@ParsiJohn 😬😬😬

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

Dave did not tell me he entered this contest and then had to explain why these giant shoes with dirt on them arrived at our house.

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

@tomclaycomb Ha. Okay. Now I understand why the Lego pyramid was completed.

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

@wtflanksteak I’m not sure if The Good Fight production does the same thing, but when The Good Wife was filming I lived in Clinton Hill. TGW was constantly filming exteriors there and Fort Greene.

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

My husband worked at Borders (RIP) during the height of Harry Potter midnight book launches. He can break down any box in about four seconds.

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

I am who needed to hear this and now it’s 38 days!

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I don't know who needs to hear this but in 39 days the sun will set at 7pm

[NY Public Library @nypl]

NYPL's first Banned Book Club pick of the year is ‘All American Boys’ by @JasonReynolds83 & @KielyBrendan! Readers anywhere in the U.S. aged 13+ can borrow the book for free from SimplyE, NYPL's e-reader app. Start reading now! #UniteAgainstBookBans https://t.co/gSBaaRNmKF

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

After six hours of being back in the office I would like to make a motion that all holiday breaks now go from the end of December until whatever date is that the sun starts setting after 7 pm.

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

@endorphinique Omg. The mustache era. What a time!

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

Sure, but Evelyn is not the character everyone wanted her to play. That would be Celia St. James.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Jessica Chastain says there’s “zero possibility” she will play Evelyn Hugo in the Netflix film adaptation:

“I look forward to watching it and I'm sorry to disappoint everyone out there!”

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

All I want for Christmas is to get away from that stupid bra ad.

[Ellen Claycomb-Salerno @ellenclaycomb]

Based only on a first name and that before she passed away she had a dachshund named Lego, I found my dog’s previous owner.

[emily may @emilykmay]

my favorite thing about women is there is a hefty portion of us who, if asked, could immediately work for the fbi tracking people with approximately zero information.

his first name is john? he works in sales on the east coast? here's his entire family tree.