Ellen Duane

[Ellen Duane @ellenduanee]

If I met the love of my life and he was holding a twea I think I would never speak to them again

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I've heard this song probably a thousand times, and this might be my favorite performance.

[Ellen Duane @ellenduanee]

Seeing some ridiculously large ear muffs out there…

[ned! @nedsore]

This meal prep shit easy

[Ellen Duane @ellenduanee]

Brought a crunchy green leaf to the party and no one ate it :/

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

post-hangout affirmations

-i was normal
-there are at least 2 or 3 people alive
who are worse to spend time with
than me
-no one wants me to die
-nobody noticed when i missed my
mouth a little bit & spilled some diet
coke down my shirt

[eve 🍓 @stayinlavender]

pitch black at 5:30

[Ellen Duane @ellenduanee]

Bean juice makes me go haha

[✩ beanbo baggins ✩ @BBeam_o]

someone asked “can i bum a scroll” because they deleted instagram off their phone

[Datt Muane @Matthew57469587]

Why do I gotta hide the fact that I don’t despise mayonnaise

[rie ꫂ ၴႅ @breakingreverie]

“the wAAAAY” “prove that it hAunts mEEE” “i love you- I LOVE YOU I’M SORRY” TRIPLE HOMICIDE https://t.co/YwNZ9eVm8e

[Ellen Duane @ellenduanee]

Today it’s 1.5 hours!! Hopefully tomorrow is 15 min

[disgraced congressman @jon4hry4n]

and it's hard to be at a party when i feel like an open wound it's hard to be anywhere these days when all i want is you

[Ellen Duane @ellenduanee]

The brownies that made Katie 1.5 hours late

[Ellen Duane @ellenduanee]

My hand slipped and I spent $130 at Marshall’s