Danielle Neeley

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

I always feel like somebody’s judging me....

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

How ⁦@shagwagvoyage⁩ feels about the election

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

Voted for @JoeBiden while wearing my Rose Apothecary sweatshirt and thought @danjlevy would be proud! #VOTE

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

*drives by a drink stand*

Colin: “that used to be a hotdog”

Me: ....... 👀

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

Social media: “you have memories to look back on from the last 4 years!”

Me: “idgaf. I’m over here in 2020 having a shit time, I do NOT want to look back on how much fun I used to be able to have!”

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

Why is it that smoke detectors seem to only lose battery, or beep randomly, in the middle of the night?!

Why not noon or daylight hours?

This must be an elaborate joke or something put on by the person who invented these.

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

I just remembered that the first date Colin and I went on was a lunch date and we paid separately. And now we’re getting married. So that’s interesting.

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

Just found out that Colin says ‘crowns’ instead of crayons and I’m not actually sure we can get married now...
@shagwagvoyage

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

@mollllypocket I got the stuff for it today and trying it tomorrow!

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

Day whatever of quarantine, and I’ve finally downloaded @tiktok_us #COVID19

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

Way to ruin our honeymoon trip, @Iberia_en

[Colin Neeley @shagwagvoyage]

@Iberia_en canceled my flight and I’m having to pay $200 per ticket for cancellation fees and rebooking fees all for a flight they cancelled. I get a voucher that is now basically worth 2/3s what I paid for it and I have to use it this year. What a scam

[Colin Neeley @shagwagvoyage]

Oh good. They are delivering toilet paper. #COVID19

[Jonathan Van Ness @jvn]

Yearning to shovel cheese dip down my throat in public again

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

I don’t really think you should allowed to be a healthcare professional if you’re out telling people not to worry about caronavirus. This opinion also applies if you’re an anti-vaxer.

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

Has no one considered just getting a bidet instead?

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

@_boo_bearin I get it. But just because I am older doesn’t mean I don’t like “booty songs” as he put it. 😂 I felt attacked.

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

Today, we met with a potential DJ for our wedding and, while trying to get a feel for our musical preferences, he told us we looked “older than his usual wedding clients.” Wtf I am 28.

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

Has anyone else bought like 20 pillows over a period of time because you can’t find the right one? Or is it just me?

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

Well so far all I’ve done tonight is eat, watch Netflix, and send @shagwagvoyage pictures of Margot 😺 from the couch while he’s upstairs.

[Danielle Neeley @elleneeley]

I unintentionally saw Louis Tomlinson in concert this past weekend. It was wild.