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she/her. Minneapolis.

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Adult friendship is making plans to walk to the pharmacy together because you happen to need to pick up your antidepressants at the same time

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My hottest take about the Lindsay Clancy case is that the prosecution should have had to take seroquel for a couple weeks before presenting this case.

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Lucy Dacus did a cover of clay pigeons I cannot be expected to behave normally

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Gestapo assaulting unarmed clergymen Chicago October 2025

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I’m confident enough in my sexuality to admit that I would 100% make an exception for these queens in these outfits specifically

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It looks like Bosco is a mom taking her twin toddlers to the park.

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I wish I could tweet about how stupid the DEI training I’m doing right now is without sounding like a right winger

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Not to subtweet the Minnesota department of transportation, but it is diabolical to close an entire highway and have the detour route you into a highway that has 2/3 of its lanes closed

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Sorry but this is just a Jorgeous hate account now. Michelle told Jorgeous she was “taking risks” for moving her mouth in a weird way when she has literally worn the exact same silhouette on every single runway.

Justice for Kerri Colby

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Literally BEGGING Jorgeous to cover her thighs for one damn runway

This isn’t me slut shaming or anything, her looks are just so boring

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@genuinempdg It’s reasonably sized, full of gay people, are airport is amazing, and also Maya and I live here 🤷‍♀️

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Thinking about that time someone called the cops because they thought the geese in paradise pond were frozen in the ice. What were the cops gonna do?

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@JesslovesMJK the incidence of autism diagnosis wasn’t 1 in 1000 in 1995

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@JillEscher The rates of intellectual disability among autistic people are hard to pin down. According to the most recent numbers, it is approximately 40%. Employment isn’t the deciding factor of a fulfilling life

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@JillEscher @X Cool? You bought toys for your disabled child, what’s the supposed tragedy here?

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I love that the department of education just emails me to be like “we know you’re in grad school so we can’t make you make payments right now and also we have an accurate understanding of your finances so we know you can’t pay us… but have you thought about how much you owe?”

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Being an aunt has turned me into (exposed me as?) an insane person. Why do I have like 20 photos and a video of my niece eating yogurt? Why do I feel like they’re all too cute to delete?

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Today a teen at my internship told me that I “would’ve really enjoyed being a kid in 2017/2018” and I literally don’t know how I’m supposed to respond to that

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One of my favorite pastimes is telling people about my coffee pot tattoo and then asking if they want to see pictures of my burn (I horrified one of my coworkers today)