Ellen Graay

mom life... where’s the caffeine ?

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

The person who makes me #smile the most @jimmyfallon

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

All I can say is whoever complains if their baby who is SAFE at home is woken by an amber alert for a child who is MISSING really needs to get their head on straight. Imagine losing your own child! I’d be shouting from the rooftop! #propsforpeelpolice #sendthemalldayanyday

[A fan of losing sports teams @mjstvfr]

Worst tweet of the year...How do you call an amber alert a dick move?!?!?

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

Uhhhh ohhhh looks like @TLC forgot to bleep the end of #90DayFiance enjoy folks 😂

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

Someone please explain to me why @netflix has yet to add Harry Potter to their collection ... I mean it’s only the most binge worthy movies to be created 😍 #sickday #binge #harrypottermarathon #365daysofpotter

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

2 am wakeup with baby isn’t fun but it did lead me to @lilireinhart replay of her apple cider vinegar shot 😂 #thankyou #countmeout #wellnesshot #NOPE

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

I’m gunna go to @McDonalds and get a soft serve ice cream just to smash it on my forehead to escape the heat #beattheheat #ontariosummer #unicornicecream #noshame #mustcooldown #whatwouldyoudo

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

@jenn_sugarcube Literally watched little baby bum for an hour 😳 #noshame #johnnyjohnnyyespapa

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

I swear if my neighbour slams the door one more time and wakes my child I will rip it off the hinges #neverwakeasleepingbaby #doyouwannadie #byebye #parentingfails #silence #noteventrumpswallcouldsaveyou #mombear #SleepDeprived #imnotnormallythishostile #sorrynotsorry

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

Of course I try to get all my kids energy before bed and then when in his crib he decided it’s gymnastic time #gotosleep #gotobed #ytho #parentlife #gymnastintraining

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

Parenting is all about not letting the kid know you messed up #pokerface #momlife

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

Me: oh your awake ... again #everydayofmychildslife #sleep #2hoursisenough

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

Sorry Britney can't compete after queen bees performance 🐝 #nocomparison #queenb #beyoncevsbritney #everyoneshouldjustbowdownnow

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

That Beyoncé performance though 😍😍😍🔥🔥 #BeyonceBreaksTheVmas #VMAs #fire

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

Lmao I did the exact same thing #greatmindsthinkalike #justinbobby @cgray90

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

@cgray90 @ghauntedwalk omg I need to do this sometime when I visit 😍😍 id LOOOOVE this!!

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

Alright friends I've seen all of the popular Netflix shows .. Now what #givemeideas #gilmoregirlsround12

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

Waking up after a night out reminds me why I don't go to the bar #ithinkmyheadwillexplode

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

@cgray90 this is true #sistersknowbest

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

I dunno about you but something about working makes me the biggest bitch in history #ihateeveryone #sassysally

[Ellen Graay @elleng92]

I wonder if it's frowned upon to drink the moment you get home from a work day #tootiredforthis #passthecaesers