elle

not a material girl, more of a cereal girl

[elle @ellengland]

… oh no

[elle @ellengland]

my brain when it’s been overcast for 3 days in the middle of summer

[JP @jpbrammer]

third coffee. I am whimsical and important and can solve difficult riddles

[elle @ellengland]

Cannot wait for the plot of the next Knives Out movie to involve a bunch of billionaires on the worlds worst submarine

[elle @ellengland]

There needs to be more things you can roast on a stick over a campfire than marshmallows and hotdogs

[The Onion @TheOnion]

It Only Tuesday https://t.co/LPBjlYRNyu

[elle @ellengland]

TikTok influencers keep saying how important it is to “heal your inner child” as if I have the power to turn the burlington key bank back into a Krispy Kreme

[elle @ellengland]

@thors_hoe @pixieeeshop 🤗 they are so cute they’re like little Jems

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Intending To Just Take Quick Half-Hour Nap Accidentally Dies In His Sleep https://t.co/UDoOnVLs6z

[elle @ellengland]

Now do shrek 2

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Shrek (2001) was chosen for preservation in the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress for being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant"

[elle @ellengland]

@maggiemct7 @mollyloa17

[elle @ellengland]

I simply cannot continue being held responsible for the poor reading comprehension of other adults

[elle @ellengland]

Catch me continuing to wear a mask to the store so that nobody bothers me

[elle @ellengland]

@thors_hoe The US agents are such assholes 🥲

[elle @ellengland]

It’s my dream to be an arts and crafts girlie and have a fun and productive hobby that provides me with cute and things for my home and gifts for friends but I think it’s time for me to accept that my real hobby is actually just going out to dinner

[elle @ellengland]

@thors_hoe 🤗

[elle @ellengland]

@supermariomovie #Unsubscribe

[elle @ellengland]

@maggiemct7 In my Frank era (great hats, terrible work ethic)

[elle @ellengland]

Not to be cheesy, but I am marrying Brennan because he’s the kind of guy who trusts me to grocery shop at Fred Meyer on the way home from celebrating our weekly Margarita Monday and then doesn’t bat an eye when I walk out of the store wearing this “Big Cheese” hat from the deli

[elle @ellengland]

Ooh okay early childhood is the first time I saw the episode of SpongeBob where Patrick’s parents visit and then in the end they remember they don’t have a son (my first great plot twist)

Late childhood is the last airbender finale (made my whole family waffles to celebrate)