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[i @TheFitzmeister]

My new favourite Christmas video

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

If this ain’t one of the most accurate things I seen

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

having time vs making time. there's a difference

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

no text back but active on social media really triggers the Michael Myers in me

[Jono Read @jonoread]

RIP Olivia Newton-John, an icon

[notes 📝 @n0tesforyou]

if you both want it, it will work.

[DQ @fkaSquigs]

Word of warning, there’s a group of lads in their late 20s/early 30s who hang around Pirate studios on Saturdays trying to spike people/rob people, not sure if they’re there every Saturday but if you’re heading late at night look after yourself, don’t leave the booths on your own

[Ms Bacchanal🇱🇨 @lmtwmarley]

The way our periods sync up as women when we spend a lot of time with each other still blows my mind

[ʀoss 🇵🇸 @rosseireann]

Richard Chambers when COVID retires tomorrow at 5:59am

[ʀoss 🇵🇸 @rosseireann]

NPHET recommends that curly fries be reinstated at McDonald’s

[Darren Conway @darren_conway]

Nphet have suggested to open Xtra-vision

[Becky Lyons @BeckyLyons__]

Driving home last night while stopped at a red light, a man tried to get into my car. He was with 3 men. They had a jeep with a horse box. There were no other people or cars around. A locked door and quick acceleration saved me. I’ll never forget the excitement in their faces.

[A @a_mcdx]

This is the worst case of victim blaming I’ve ever seen

[Daragh @DaraghFleming]

Once again for the fellas who don’t get it:

If you were attacked by a dog you would of course know that not every dog will attack you. But you will never know which dogs will attack and which won’t, so you’d be wary of all dogs

(now switch out ‘dogs’ for ‘men’)

[Leigh McGrath @leighmaccraith]

Could everyone share or retweet please.

[Luke McCourt @LukeMcCourt2]

Mind they rats in school that used to put their hand up n act like they were gonny grass u in to the teacher then go “can a go to the toilet”, fuck the lot a them

[JFK. @JayKelly00]

Christmas day tomorrow, time to bring this absolute classic of video 🤣🤣🤣🤣