EG

[EG @ellenlikesmelon]

1 ticket for sale Mallrat in Manchester, can trandfer via dice app - will do for £10

[EG @ellenlikesmelon]

@NXNewcastle is there a last entry tonight

[EG @ellenlikesmelon]

@MancAcademy king krule stage times please ? X

[Green Army @BlythsGreenArmy]

ICYMI - Spartans fans Scott & John Gibson recently sat down with cult hero Glen Robson in the latest edition of the pairs Tales from the Swamp podcast, as Glen discusses his time with Blyth, where he was supposedly once priced at £60,000!

https://t.co/xHyRv4plaw

[EG @ellenlikesmelon]

Can I just say now that I think it’s unacceptable that every country isn’t giving the UK a politeness point for hosting. And I’m not the only one who thinks it.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Fuck me i think I’ve just done my first SLUT DROP c’mon

[EG @ellenlikesmelon]

@HMRCcustomers 22/23

[EG @ellenlikesmelon]

@HMRCcustomers I have repeatedly tried to call HMRC and the call is hung up after i give my details every time. I am paying too much tax can I have some help please

[EG @ellenlikesmelon]

@HMRCcustomers 1256L

[JJ O'Donnell @JJODonnell23]

HE’S GONE AND BEAT CANCER 😢❤️

What a boy, what a fighter!

Can’t wait to see you my little mate ❤️

[John Gibson @spartanjohn64]

@Blyth_Spartans fans might want to check out this new podcast @BlythsGreenArmy #HowayBlyth https://t.co/JzYNWjOAmi

[EG @ellenlikesmelon]

I get so pissed off when my spinach doesn’t wilt quick enough

[Reece de Ville @devillefilm]

Idea: every Thursday we bang our pots and pans for the government and scream BASTARDS for an hour.

[Adam Kay @amateuradam]

Today, with huge thanks to Ealing Hospital, we planted a tree - the UK’s only memorial to NHS staff who have died by suicide. May they rest in peace, and may we redouble our efforts to stop it happening ever in the future. 3/3

[EG @ellenlikesmelon]

If anyone is wondering I did indeed fit my kindle AND my umbrella in the Uniqlo bag

[EG @ellenlikesmelon]

I would just love one time for a tennis player to have a girlfriend who is a bit ugly

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'filipendulous' (19th century): hanging by a thread.