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[El @ellenmichellep]

fortune cookie fortunes being taken over by bitcoin companies is probably the worst thing I’ve witnessed in my lifetime.

[El @ellenmichellep]

You will not catch me line dancing ever. Mark my words.

[El @ellenmichellep]

We should replace all people in jail with the people who go to those edm-style spin classes first thing in the morning

[El @ellenmichellep]

@getthepictur3 Me

[El @ellenmichellep]

@EllaXistris Wordle 223 2/6

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[El @ellenmichellep]

Just got a negative PCR test result from a covid testing popup in Chicago that I most certainly didn’t take a PCR test at 🥴

[El @ellenmichellep]

@ribgriller The masculine urge to turn left when the light is red with no regard for the fragility of human life

[Dr. India Ashe’, DMSc, PA-C @IndieBombDotCom]

Jobs have healthcare workers going into work with positive Covid tests and symptoms. We are doomed.

[☭ @sleepisocialist]

A pack of KN95s that I got for $15 a month ago is now $50 on Amazon. Right before children are being forced back to school. During the covid peak. While hospitals are overflowing. What’s happening right now is a deeply immoral, profit driven humanitarian crisis.

[El @ellenmichellep]

@wife_hugger @old_dantucker Do u eat yours

[El @ellenmichellep]

I am HEAVING over this clip of Ryan eating his jeans. WHY DID HE DO IT? WHY do they move past it? No commentary at all & during such a serious moment makes it so much funnier. Ugh I love this. I 🖤 love island.

[El @ellenmichellep]

@old_dantucker @wife_hugger Wouldn’t be surprised.

[El @ellenmichellep]

@getthepictur3 The cdc has announced that this was rude because ellen is funny

[El @ellenmichellep]

The CDC has announced that u now only have to wash ur hands if it’s a #2

[El @ellenmichellep]

The CDC has announced that smoking a cig doesn’t count if you’re drunk

[El @ellenmichellep]

The CDC has announced that u can now pick ur nose and eat it too

[El @ellenmichellep]

TGI Friday’s

[El @ellenmichellep]

Tried to explain this video in detail to my therapist because it was one of the few things that brought me joy this week and she just looked at me blankly. Pain.

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

no because genuinely this might be the best video i have ever seen