Ellen

♥️

[Chaz Firestone @chazfirestone]

perfect

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

[𝓜𝓻𝓼. 𝓢 @smalltown_wife]

2yo just slept—no joke—14 hours straight and woke up visibly taller

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Massive son

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

Melissa McCarthy just scored job security at #SNL for the next 4 years.

[Jon Christenson, STS 🦬 ☕️ @Melanchthon61]

Best Halloween decoration so far. 😅

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

I would be doing "He Had it coming" EVERY- Fucking - Night

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Blue tit singing on a cold early morning.

You can even see its song in the air.

[📷 Mikhail Kalinin]

[James @jamestroe]

Princess Kate STUNS in new video from the farmers market

[Rachel Hawkins/Erin Sterling @LadyHawkins]

I know there's nothing new/interesting to say about The Kate Issue now, but it is still wiiiiiillllld to me that they made the Photoshop Fail HER fault instead of being like, "We are so sorry, our intern, Cuthbert Bottingsly-Smythe, was overzealous and has thusly been beheaded."

[🐊 B I L A L 🐊 @hownowcowboiii]

OMG look it’s Doner Summer

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

Better names for existing things, number 1…

DISCO CHICKEN

[Jon @jonbir90]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Sheridan Smith to play Adobe Photoshop Version 24.4.1 in the upcoming ITV1 royal drama Manipulated.

[Verity Bell @verityebell]

Are you travelling by @SouthernRailUK this weekend? My friend Lucie desperately needs your help. She has spent nine months hand making this beautiful quilt out of disused kimono silk for her oldest friend's brand new baby:

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Baby girl, what’s your name?

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

They threw their cousin a surprise birthday party at Chuck E Cheese 😂😂😂