ells 🌿

I like naps

[ells 🌿 @ellensear]

@notgwendalupe The JetX Scooter from Zoey 101

[culture @notgwendalupe]

the microwave in spy kids that made fast food

[Natalie O'Donoghue @Nataliealana87]

Never ask a woman her age, her weight or how much she paid for Stevie Nicks tickets.

[Jack 📸 @JackSocials]

@F1 @AstonMartinF1 Me seeing the FIA make a good decision for once.

[ells 🌿 @ellensear]

@PicturesFoIder

[ells 🌿 @ellensear]

Lol that #DrivetoSurvive5 did a whole sad montage about Danny Ric but barely mentioned Seb 🙄

[Walkers Crisps @walkers_crisps]

No truer words have been spoken

[ells 🌿 @ellensear]

@walkers_crisps #lovefromwalkers

[ells 🌿 @ellensear]

@walkers_crisps #lovefromwalkers

[Ashley James @ashleyljames]

In the last couple of weeks I've learned from the police / media if I want to avoid going missing or being murdered I need to:

Not be too ambitious or high-achieving.
Not earn more than my partner (too late)
Not go to a park.
Not to drink alcohol.
Not to go through menopause.

[boohoo @boohoo]

i'm this old x

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I used to think that author of The Jungle Book, Rudyard Kipling, was the same Kipling as Mr. Kipling. I was always amazed how he was successful at both creating such a literary classic AND exceedingly good cakes.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

the retirement age needs to be lowered to 28 because i’ve had enough

[Skinnydip London @SkinnydipLondon]

Trying to get through this episode when there's a glitch every 2 seconds #LoveIsland

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Distancing yourself from people who repeatedly trigger your mental health and lower your vibe is top tier self-care.

[Jason Rector @jasonrector]

Also, if you’re more mad at Prince Harry writing a book than Prince Andrew being a pedophile, check yourself. #Spare

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Authorities in London are appealing for information after the disappearance of a life-sized cardboard cutout of Meghan Markle.

Police have released this image of the suspect.

[JESS🎀 @jessicaaparissx]

i wasn’t an ipad kid i was a pink nintendo DS girl

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I’m such a “but I feel bad” type of person

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

what do you want to eat?

what are you in the mood for?