Ellen Waddell

Software engineer. Scriptwriter. Agent: @imagine_talent. Runs @DearHarrySpock. 2021 BFI NETWORK x BAFTA Crew. Austin Film Festival semifinalist 2020. She/Her.

[Ellen Waddell @ellenstarbuck]

Hey @joythestore I’ve emailed and called several times for help but heard nothing - I have an online gift card that says it has been redeemed, when it’s never been used to purchase anything! I bought it as a Christmas present. And now it’s useless. Please can you help me?

[Ellen Waddell @ellenstarbuck]

Basically the best thing on YouTube.

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

TENNNNNN MILLLIONNN VIEEEWWWSSS

[Ellen Waddell @ellenstarbuck]

@DeliverooHelp I am vegan and ordered a vegan feta cheese salad, but received a feta cheese salad (on the bottom of the packet, milk was marked as an allergen, so - clearly cheese), after a request for credit (and gave photo evidence of the marked allergen label) I received this?

[Ellen Waddell @ellenstarbuck]

@AliceTaylorM It’s made me laugh more then any other tv show in years. I think it’s Tina Fey, or someone who knows her who did it. What do you think?

[Ellen Waddell @ellenstarbuck]

@thefilmexciter Nice.

[Ellen Waddell @ellenstarbuck]

A man on the tube asked me for parenting advice on when to circumsize his two week old boy. I told him I wouldn’t know as my baby is a girl. And it’s a weird question to ask a stranger.

[Ellen Waddell @ellenstarbuck]

@joeurol Ha! Yes, he looked at me and sensed I would give him some practical medical advice.

[Ellen Waddell @ellenstarbuck]

I thought he was going to offer me his seat.

[Ellen Waddell @ellenstarbuck]

Poo’s for shoes, or shoes for poo’s?

[Ellen Waddell @ellenstarbuck]

Things overheard whilst my husband changes our crying baby, “of course you’re upset - you had a massive fart to do.”

[Ellen Waddell @ellenstarbuck]

Best AITA of all time

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for refusing to talk to my boyfriend becuase he won't stop using the phrase: "Do you want some "Pwingys", for the room?". https://t.co/49p7Bt0Q2o

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

This is the most spectacular relationship problem I have ever read, shut down all the advice columns now.

[Ellen Waddell @ellenstarbuck]

Went to a parent and baby screening of Men. Probably the worst film to see 12 days after a very intense labour.

[Ellen Waddell @ellenstarbuck]

“Breathe me” by Sia, end of “Six Feet Under.” Perfection.

[Ben Allen @benallenwf]

Okay Stranger Things using "Running Up That Hill" has me thinking. What's the best use of music in film or TV? And why is it "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap in The OC?

[Ellen Waddell @ellenstarbuck]

Multitasking

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

The Onion always gets it right

[Ellen Waddell @ellenstarbuck]

Sleepy new mama

[Ellen Waddell @ellenstarbuck]

I’m eight days overdue, I’ve made a distraction app, distraction Rogue from x men cake, and I’ve read my distraction book. Please recommend me more similar distraction books, in the same vein!