Ell ❤️‍🔥

[Central @WestHam_Central]

"How many times have you watched the Gabriel miss vs PSG?"

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

someone said that cranberry juice tastes like it doesn't want to be wet & i can't stop thinking about it

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i'd use my last breath to say something completely out of pocket

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

[Covie @covie_93]

Low-key jealous of the four astronauts who left the planet today.

[☆ MG ☆ @MARCUSGALOREE]

I am that person that will stop you & let you know that you already told me this

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

[julia @juumelo_]

(flirting) so what’s your favorite war

[ྀི @hrtindica]

i know the last laugh hates to see me coming

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

don’t fish for compliments around me cuz i might agree that u don’t look too good rn

[misa! @misak1nz]

the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality i daydream about

[M @batgirlxox]

The hardest gym exercise is actually going

[lizzy clark @lizzyxclark]

Iran- this is where the uk stores all of our nuclear weapons incase you weren’t aware.

[PNF 🌚 @PotnoodIefringe]

“Just anywhere on the left please mate”

[corb @awshuqs]

mi tink me gwaan reap what mi sow

[lex @lexlisbon]

Imagine hating on me and I'm just in my room taking some of the worst selfies you've ever seen

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

I gave your address to a mosquito

[madu ⟡ comms open! @rookieyuuji]

not to be dramatic or whatever, but if we’re watching something i really like and i see you on your god damn phone i will hang myself in front of you.

[kay 🐻 bear @kayyybearxo]

smithereens is the worst way to get blown