Ellen King

I love meerkats and anything tiny and cute.

[Ellen King @ellenveeweaver]

@janetherevelatr He is indeed my son. We both spend a lot of time thinking about coffee hour treats.

[Ellen King @ellenveeweaver]

@wafflesma Me thinking about getting the whole family matching birks and crocs. I’m sure @realstevenking is cool with it.

[Ellen King @ellenveeweaver]

@MSP417 That sounds like a very positive review to me.

[Ellen King @ellenveeweaver]

@taylorsschumann TheOTButterfly on Instagram has great content for parents!

[Ellen King @ellenveeweaver]

@wafflesma I saw one on a balcony while I was standing on the ground right below. Quite a perspective!

[Ellen King @ellenveeweaver]

Just emptied out an old purse and found cough drops. We used to just go out in public and cough! Just casually cough around other people. Incredible.

[Ellen King @ellenveeweaver]

@taylorsschumann Ok well ironically my 4 year old only wants to hear you sing. I tried to sing edelweiss and he said, mom no, the other girl.

[Ellen King @ellenveeweaver]

@wafflesma @mindykaling Featheringtons have better dresses!!

[Ellen King @ellenveeweaver]

@wafflesma I almost took a video and stopped myself 😂

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

To my colleagues who won't go through the metal detectors:

Have you ever had a job before? If you work at McDonald’s and you don’t wear the uniform, you don’t work that day.

If you won’t abide by the rules of this job, go find another one 👋🏾

[Ellen King @ellenveeweaver]

@m_jeez6 I figured you were just dying to know about the four month sleep regression.

[Ellen King @ellenveeweaver]

@janetherevelatr The gem-encrusted nails will need to be somewhat short though so I can make Instagram stories about how relatable I am

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

excited for the vaccine but this is still how I’ll be entering every public place until I die

[Ellen King @ellenveeweaver]

@janetherevelatr The Frosty lyric is a whole mood. Also, My Favorite Things from Sound of Music isn’t a Christmas song. There I said it.

[Ellen King @ellenveeweaver]

@realstevenking Can confirm. Loses every time.

[Ellen King @ellenveeweaver]

@davejorgenson I’m glad to hear Misha’s is still as good as I remember!

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

working on a new form of government called “everyone pays taxes to dolly parton and she just kind of takes it from there”