Ellen

[Ellen @ellenw24]

I’m happy for the New Years resolution people trying to achieve their fitness goals, but please for the love of god do it at a different gym #crowded

[Ellen @ellenw24]

I attempted to online shop and just spent more money on shipping than the actual product. Brb gunna go call my mom and cry about it.

[Ellen @ellenw24]

#kony2012

[Ellen @ellenw24]

People that talk on speaker phone while in public deserve a slap to the face

[Ellen @ellenw24]

@xoMriss Surprisingly not hahaha

[Ellen @ellenw24]

You don’t cook cookies, you bake them, so why don’t they call them bakies?

[Ellen @ellenw24]

People who say “I need a vacation from my vacation” need to pipe the fuck down.

[Ellen @ellenw24]

I am DEVASTATED. Netflix deleted The Grinch!!?!
Not to sound dramatic or anything but my life is ruined.

[Ellen @ellenw24]

Anyone else like their cereal to be that perfect in between of crispy and soggy or is that just me?

[Ellen @ellenw24]

My mom just told the Shaw cable guy “we don’t need all this extra garbily-goop” when he tried to sell her more shit. Bold choice of language Mother.

[Ellen @ellenw24]

Autumn vibes

[Ellen @ellenw24]

First off-Who da fuck did this to me?!
Second off-it’s spelled butt*

[Ellen @ellenw24]

Funtastic-1 Ellen-0 #terrifiedtuesday #prayforme

[Ellen @ellenw24]

When The weekend hits I go from responsible Mom-to fun Aunt that drinks too much💃🏼

[Marisa Pilla @Pilla_Talk]

Just overheard a guy call his wife at wawa and ask “do you want your ice coffee or are you still being a bitch”. And who says romance is dead.

[Ellen @ellenw24]

I’ve been living in my place for 2 damn years and I still don’t know which light switch goes with which light

[Ellen @ellenw24]

This is too good #royalwedding

[Ellen @ellenw24]

Why does leaving work 5 minutes early feel like such a TREAT