Ellen Zolnowski

[Ellen Zolnowski @ellenzolnowski]

Interpretive BOUNCE offs in #England. #BOUNCEbabes #illllllllly #noodleschool Where is wet fart?… http://t.co/5MVYqV8Bun

[Ellen Zolnowski @ellenzolnowski]

I just downloaded the Kayla Itsines - Bikini Body Weekly Exercise Timetable. http://t.co/UplmVWXrdP

[Ellen Zolnowski @ellenzolnowski]

“@GoogleFacts: A 10-yr old boy in England had to undergo emergency surgery to reattach his testicle after a wedgie.” Was that u @Bob92Ward ?

[Ellen Zolnowski @ellenzolnowski]

@tomcarpinelli I'll hook you up, you deserve it

[Ellen Zolnowski @ellenzolnowski]

So excited for @lanewayfest tomorrow, let's hope my proposal to Lauren from @CHVRCHES goes successfully 💘 #wishmeluck

[Ellen Zolnowski @ellenzolnowski]

Lunchtime at Lucid consists of middle aged engineers comparing photos of the faces their newborn babies pull when doing a poo.. 💩

[Ellen Zolnowski @ellenzolnowski]

You know you're bored when you stalk Paris Hilton's Instagram for a good 10 minutes 😐

[Ellen Zolnowski @ellenzolnowski]

@_emmawaters Tongan** but yes I'm keen for some snake curry

[Ellen Zolnowski @ellenzolnowski]

@Bob92Ward mateeee don't start a game you can't handle 😜

[Ellen Zolnowski @ellenzolnowski]

@Bob92Ward ohh baz do you want to start this war?

[Ellen Zolnowski @ellenzolnowski]

Mp# http://t.co/fake9HFhrf

[Ellen Zolnowski @ellenzolnowski]

@_emmawaters @triplej @jamesvmcmorrow no doubt we'll be in Europe knowing our luck!!

[Ellen Zolnowski @ellenzolnowski]

@triplej @jamesvmcmorrow @_emmawaters

[Ellen Zolnowski @ellenzolnowski]

How is it possible to put on 40kg in 4 days at Falls?

[Matt Okine @mattokine]

Not enough places sell gozlemes.

[Tom Ballard @TomCBallard]

Of course, the REAL date of #Christmas is June 18 (when #Yeezus was released)

[Ellen Zolnowski @ellenzolnowski]

@_emmawaters nothing worse than when old scummy idiots hit into your ankles with their trolleys ... #whoopsie #howdyapullup ?

[Ellen Zolnowski @ellenzolnowski]

@ninalasvegas loved you tonight at Adelaide Uni but where was the Lion King remix you played on House Party last week????

[Ellen Zolnowski @ellenzolnowski]

@_emmawaters @Bob92Ward this is a better version of what I was trying to show you! 👹