the lesbian librarian 🌈📚

elle || literature, laugh, lesbians || #ASC19 🥄✨

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

I have never scheduled a doctor’s appointment so fast.

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

Learned this week that the MMR vaccine just… didn’t take for me or my siblings. My mom’s had it four times and she’s still not immune.

And then my mom remembered my pediatrician refused to give me to chicken pox vaccine and just said that I did for school.

Haha, what the fuck?

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

finished my master’s degree at 4 am this morning and just… stayed awake. i deep cleaned my room, grocery shopped for fresh produce, took an hour long shower, and planned a major haircut.

if i ever make noises about getting another degree, put me out of my misery. **** me.

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

I didn't write Wonder Woman, but if you want to argue that she is somehow not a queer or trans icon, then you're not paying attention.

Every time someone comes up to me and says that WW helped them while they were closeted, it reminds me how special the role is.

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

i have trained this dog to present her nose for kisses when i say “gimme kiss!” which, personally, feels like my greatest accomplishmemt

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

@swaggie4444 tysm 😭 i have ONE friend who will own up to ever going on accutane way back in middle school. everyone i’ve talked to irl acts like i’m poisoning myself!!

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

adult accutane is somehow more embarrassing than adult acne

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

sorry I didn't text you back for a month. darkness took me. and I strayed out of thought and time. stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as the life age of the earth. but I'm good now. how are you?

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

listening to speak now by taylor swift on repeat is a solid WFH strategy. every hour on the hour, i get reminded to take an 8 minute break for enchanted and better than revenge.

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

my parents don’t realize they take a lot of live photos on their phones & there is something so comforting about hearing my dad shaving or my mom talking about the today show in the background of the pictures they send me of our dogs

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

she tries so hard to camouflage herself in shadows 😭 okay edgelord

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

it’s the first day of school on-campus at the university of washington and it made me almost physically homesick for agnes and decatur somehow

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

grad school is a scam, sure, but grad school with cis men? a joke and a crime

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

i moved from georgia to seattle last week and i already have my heater on 💀

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

summoning circle:

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🕯 🕯
🕯 this remote 🕯

🕯 internship that pays 🕯

🕯 TWENTY DOLLARS 🕯

🕯 AN HOUR 🕯
🕯 🕯

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

abolish library late fees but, like… noice

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

it just isn’t a sunday if you don’t have pbs on in the background while you read

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

tom hiddleston hallmark christmas special when????

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

it’s amazing how my parents will go out of their way to schedule & attend my older brothers’ doctors appointments multiple times per month, but the moment i have a headache lasting for over a month they become holistic medicine experts

[the lesbian librarian 🌈📚 @elleoelle]

i hung a whole gallery wall before i realized it wasn’t straight, but like 🤷‍♀️🌈 what else is pride month for???