Ellen Palmintier

[america's local band cheekface @cheekfaceREAL]

we create tons of them, they’re women

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

The act itself does not move me, but In a world of 8 billion finding the other person who is the same sort of insane to do with with you is terribly romantic

[End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸 @end3of6days9]

Most people pick watermelons by looking for that yellow spot on the bottom, but that’s actually not the best way to tell if it’s ripe.

This guy shows what the people who harvest them actually look for — and it’s something a lot of us have been ignoring. Way more reliable than just going off the color of the belly.

Do you have any grocery store hacks that turned out to be wrong once you learned the real way?

[1776 Live @250YearsAgoLive]

Thomas Paine publishes an open letter in the Pennsylvania Evening Post, under the name “Republicus,” which advocates for the name “United States of America” for the new nation now emerging.

This is the first time such a term has been used.

[Kaare Johnson @KaareJohnson]

Freret St corner Jena in Uptown New Orleans. What a great vibe. So much going on. The Husky. The HighHat. Some new development. Ruthie’s Frozen Custard too. Freret was dormant 20 years ago. Cure Bar set the table. Now the street is bustling with businesses. Shops and lots of restaurants and cafes. And even custard

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Tonight I plan to give Notice of Intent to bring forth a Privileged Resolution this week to force the release of all names of U.S. Representatives who have used your tax dollars to settle sexual misconduct claims.

Do you want your Representative to vote for this disclosure?

[Ellen Palmintier @ellepalm]

@RevRevvinEv They got me on the next flight, and I easily made my connection in DFW bc that flight was delayed by 4 hours. Got to San Diego late but with my luggage and having read almost an entire book 🙃

[Ellen Palmintier @ellepalm]

@RevRevvinEv Good plan. Last Sat, I got there an hour before boarding and had to check a bag. American was insane bc they’d canceled flights the day before (weather) plus there was a ton of military going on leave. I was still in line to check my bag when my flight took off.

[Ellen Palmintier @ellepalm]

@Kpedeaux You gotta love it to live here, but there is nowhere else in the world like it. The beauty of the river to the architecture to the people cannot be beat.

[Ellen Palmintier @ellepalm]

@FreddyLA7 Just make sure to wait a few months after you get home to have your cholesterol checked!

[Ellen Palmintier @ellepalm]

@FreddyLA7 has already been to more states than a lot of Americans!

[Ned Ryun @nedryun]

This is so great.

[Ellen Palmintier @ellepalm]

@skooks 👀

[Ellen Palmintier @ellepalm]

Is this the fourth or fifth iteration of the exact same article? When you've been at the one yard line for three plus years, it's probably time for some new talking points

[NOLA.com @NOLAnews]

Tulane announces deal to take over transformation of Charity Hospital building https://t.co/dmCRDS5xyT

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can’t write an essay without ChatGPT? Well, I’m an elder millennial and, on the eve of the due date in the Land Before Autosave, sometimes Word would freeze and we would write that essay AGAIN.

[100 @yh_me2]

I wonder how many miles I scrolled with my thumb

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

obsessively reading a lot of books when you fell back in love with reading again after years of not picking up any books is the realest thing ever 😭

[Ralph Malbrough 🥃 @SaintsForecast]

Super Bowl. Not even a question. World Cup is cute and all, but another Saints title is million times more meaningful to me