Ellen Fortini

Audi owner, Bayern fan, calligrapher, dreamer, Empyrean, feline mama, goat fanatic.... roamer, wanderer, nomad, vagabond.

[FCBayernFansAbuDhabi @FCBfansAbuDhabi]

Join us Saturday 5.30pm for #FCBSCF, #BayernBingo, and stay after for the #Bavarian card game #Schafkopf. #InAbuDhabi #MiaSanAbuDhabi ⚽🎉

[Duff McKagan @DuffMcKagan]

A moment with my girls #maemckagan @SuHolmesMcKagan @GraceMcKagan // 🇬🇧 @hellomag #uk

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Go ahead & care about someone else. Outside of yourself or your family. People u don't even know. Others. You can afford it. It's free.

[FCBayernFansAbuDhabi @FCBfansAbuDhabi]

Join us, #FCBayernFans #InAbuDhabi, for Matchday 2 #SVWFCB at #McGettigansAUH at 5.30 on Saturday. #MiaSanAbuDhabi #PackMas

[Ellen Fortini @ellepaso313]

I may or may not have just googled "Kim Wexler ponytail". #obsessed #somanyresults #BetterCallSaul @rheaseehorn

[FC Bayern München @FCBayern]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYERN!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Donald Trump’s inauguration is expected to be the most costly in US history. And that’s not even factoring in the money.

[Ellen Fortini @ellepaso313]

At this point in history, President Camacho seems overqualified for 2506. #Idiocracy #TerryCrews

[Ellen Fortini @ellepaso313]

Aaahhhh!!! @EmpireOfTheSun you totally nailed it with #TwoVines and especially #TheresNoNeed. I can't stop singing here #InAbuDhabi ❤

[Ellen Fortini @ellepaso313]

This may be the wine talking, but that @Macys Parade Santa is on point! #IBelieve

[Ellen Fortini @ellepaso313]

That moment your Bavarian husband realizes @HamiltonMusical isn't Hamlet. "I wondered why it was a guy on a star. Didn't seem Shakespearey."

[Ellen Fortini @ellepaso313]

Join us for #DerKlassiker at 9.30pm at #McGettigansAUH as #FCBayern take on #BorussiaDortmund. #PackMas #MiaSanAbuDhabi

[Ellen Fortini @ellepaso313]

I hope Alec Baldwin didn't have any plans for the next four years. #SNL #silverlining

[Ellen Fortini @ellepaso313]

@sexydave2point0 that's my #FCBayern dance! ⚽

[Ellen Fortini @ellepaso313]

@sexydave2point0 Ohhhhhh DAAAAVE.

[Ellen Fortini @ellepaso313]

@sexydave2point0 he's awake. Shuuuuut ittttt.

[Ellen Fortini @ellepaso313]

@sexydave2point0 he woke up on his own and I made him promise not to jinx this.

[Ellen Fortini @ellepaso313]

@sexydave2point0 that lessens my pain of the first 3 teams you just said. 😂

[Ellen Fortini @ellepaso313]

@sexydave2point0 what that you're a secret fan? Ugggh.

[Ellen Fortini @ellepaso313]

@sexydave2point0 ohhh DAAAAAAVE.