eleanor :)

gonna name my baby trucker.

[eleanor :) @ellepeach__]

everything happens for you not to you- nahlah juliet mkaouri

[cooper @marnieapologist]

keeeep

[eleanor :) @ellepeach__]

do you think when the first people came up with writing and paper that people were like oral storytelling is dead these damn kids and their books

[eleanor :) @ellepeach__]

Need DINK but also a dog. A house? With a dog. 🐕.

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

Me and the sense of shame I feel for wanting literally anything at all

[artsartsarts @_artsartsarts]

ur in her dms i’m accidentally reposting reels of tibetan foxes because i don’t know how to use the app anymore

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

The only “hot honey” I want to talk about is my freakin wife!

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

best summer camps to paraglide into

camps with most scared kids

scary paragliding outfits for adults

most scared type of child

how to paraglide terrifyingly

[eleanor :) @ellepeach__]

I love Alma Williams

[eleanor :) @ellepeach__]

my body doesn't know the difference between going on a date and going to war

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

G Hannelius on everything that’s been happening lately

“It’s been insane”

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Frankenstein is actually the name of the doctor. Frankenstein’s WIFE is the name of the damn monster, am I right fellas?!

[eleanor :) @ellepeach__]

It’s so hard being so sexy and cool and mysterious

[eleanor :) @ellepeach__]

I have a dirty little secret at work and no one knows but boy am I so close to being found out #icarus #saveme #freemefromthisman

[eleanor :) @ellepeach__]

If I see one more thing about the male loneliness epidemic I’m going to crash out.

[eleanor :) @ellepeach__]

These song lyrics are downright criminal. Reminds me of Will Schuester.

[eleanor :) @ellepeach__]

so cosy up! and bussy down

[eleanor :) @ellepeach__]

the children (me) yearn for the mines (being a sheep farmer in ireland)

[eleanor :) @ellepeach__]

@ju1iaprice @GratefulKeg i need this spiritually