El 🌻

My sexual preference is breakfast food

[Nick Burton @burtonofnick]

@ellepps

[kevikev @KevCoke6]

Going to waste money at Target is a form of self-care.

[El 🌻 @ellepps]

@emily_sueee Bring headphones if they help! I also used a stress ball for my first one 🙂 (mine are small I am a pussy too lol)

[𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 ⏾⋆ @corriature]

i personally think cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

my parents used to call me a worry wart when i was a kid who knew it was actually crippling anxiety lmao

[🪩 𝔅𝔦𝔤 𝔅𝔲𝔰𝔠𝔥 🪩 @Biigbusch]

Please don't stop sharing. #Cincinnati #Cincinnatiprotests

[Dalia @dalialopezzz]

If your mom ever gave me a ride fed me or even had a conversation with me tell her I said happy Mother’s Day<3

[Amber lee ⚓ @AmberNanez]

Brides are cancelling their big day. People are dying alone. Funerals of no more than 10 people. Healthcare workers staying away from their family for weeks/months to prevent infecting them with COVID- 19. The list goes on..
Meanwhile there’s SELFISH people on my snap partying..

[El 🌻 @ellepps]

I’ve been wanting to watch nothing but horror movies lately, who am I

[El 🌻 @ellepps]

Weight watchers can hop off my dick - Michelle

[El 🌻 @ellepps]

@sophiefreihofer HAHAHAHA

[El 🌻 @ellepps]

No one:
Still no one:
@sophiefreihofer: “it smells like babies”

[El 🌻 @ellepps]

Obviously I cannot draw

[El 🌻 @ellepps]

I drew a horseshoe on a post-it, @sophiefreihofer asked me if it was Fallopian tubes

[El 🌻 @ellepps]

I drew a horseshoe on a post-it, @sophiefreihofer asked me if it was Fallopian tubes

[El 🌻 @ellepps]

If you eat an unfrosted pop tart you’re the devil - Michelle