Lauren Ruser

618. Parks & Rec enthusiast. Event organizer. Dog lover.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human just learned. they will be working from home. for the foreseeable future. this is simply a formality. i was never letting them go back anyway

[Jessica Vosk @JessicaVosk]

Raise your hand if you’re crying too and DO NOT KNOW EXACTLY WHY BUT LOVE IT #bidenharis2020

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

everybody used to smile at me. when i passed them on my walks. but now i can’t tell if they are or not. i hope they still are

[Lauren Ruser @elleruz]

@crankyface @youngg_rejectt @eileendove910 @softserveclthng Done. So sorry you had to deal with this too. Hopefully something can be done for it all and more people won’t be scammed!

[Lauren Ruser @elleruz]

@TrevarthenKaren If you actually need help, I gotchu - signed, corona bride on her 3rd try

[Lauren Ruser @elleruz]

@dog_rates Moose man is checking in 🐰

[the Moon 🍉 @chazatello]

less diet culture, more dieticians like this

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

mentally I am here

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

unfortunately we will not cover the medicine that keeps you from throwing up from pain every month. but we have a good reason! a lady ate an apple in our favorite book

[Lauren Ruser @elleruz]

@TylerJBurch You were baking bread way before it was cool.

[Lauren Ruser @elleruz]

@TylerJBurch How long have you had this tweet mentally drafted

[Lauren Ruser @elleruz]

@becaponi I’m sure we won’t be the last!

[Lauren Ruser @elleruz]

#coronabrides Postponing our wedding like

[Lauren Ruser @elleruz]

@alex_buesking @QuikTrip Don’t tempt me with a good time. Taquitos, breakfast sammichs, and rooster booster for everyone!! 😍🤤