Stacey Ellery

[☔ @Whotfismick]

the craziest thing about being an adult is that you could go through the most traumatic night of your life and you'll just have to go to work the next day

[junie b. jonestown @elizabethbelsky]

Fun fact: children are young humans who are in the process of learning how to be adult humans and exist in the human world! Dogs, on the other hand, will never be humans and therefore do not need to experience "going inside a coffee shop" at any point in their canine lives.

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[َ @solacexe]

be at work lookin ugly as fuck

[🧿 @chisomizm]

this tweet raises a really good point; if kids and teenagers are going to be banned from using social media then there should also be a ban on adults (including their own parents) from posting them online

[Daniel Gerke @drgerke1]

It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s

[Nat ✨ FREE 🇵🇸 @loopzoooop]

that’s the question isn’t it. what WILL she do? there are no youth clubs for her to attend. food, cinema tickets, any sort of third space activity is all too expensive. their parents are underpaid, saturday jobs don’t exist any more, children have truly been abandoned by the govt

[ATHEER 𝟏𝟑⸆⸉𝜗𝜚 @Ath28TS]

FACT

[yagi @yducknow]

when I planned to wear an outfit and i find it in the laundry basket

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

And nobody’s life improved👍

[zoe ⋆.˚⭑.ᐟ @antxpia]

england was shitting out hail last week and now it's going to be 35c next week. Yeah okay mate we're just doing whatever arent we just having a right laugh

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

don’t really feel like washing my face tonight, so i’m going to pretend to fall asleep on the couch. the body protects you from acne when it thinks you didn’t do it on purpose.

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting

[alissa @bonnesigh]

this is what happens when you have no friends and think about yourself too much

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Sorry but making AI cartoons of yourself makes me think you’re a simpleton, you eat custard for dinner with a big wooden spoon, you put the bumpers on when you go bowling, your dream holiday is Dubai x

[Trevor @dickbombervor]

somebody played him brat

[idfwy @idntfxckwithyou]

i’m gonna be mean and say it

this is prob one of the first things she’s really had to work for in her life and clearly she hasn’t prepared as well as she could. esp with all her resources. i don’t feel bad

[b @wwxwashere]

keeping the streak alive