ellerybonham

music maker, lover of jokes & space

[ellerybonham @ellerybonham]

Don’t be fooled by the debt that I got
I’m still Ellery from Rhode Island
I used to have a little now I have some
Everywhere I go no one knows who I am

[ellerybonham @ellerybonham]

Dear @OffTheEatenPath I love your chickpea veggie crisps sooooo much but is there any world in which you could make them a little less salty...? Pic of my dog because he loves them too and would benefit

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Hey @Chewy still haven’t sorted this out huh 😂

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Hi @Chewy my dog LOVES your hip chews but can we get shipments in a smaller box? This seems… unnecessary?

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@amyvandommelen LOL oh my god where do I get one???

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@kimsanchhez T’was me 🙋🏼‍♀️😂 Gemini Feed made me quite literally MADLY in love. And thank you for the shout out! Xx

[ellerybonham @ellerybonham]

Hey @Chewy we’re still doin this huh

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For those of you who follow my music and wanted to gift a love song, I’ve started working with @songfinch under the name Prettie Semple. You can order one here 🥰

https://t.co/kyi5vD6WeC

[ellerybonham @ellerybonham]

Why would I scroll for hours through Hinge every night when I have Facebook Marketplace

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This morning I woke up to a voicemail from LA Fitness and an email offer from Dominos Pizza like I’m really out here playing the field

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@Chewy Fixed! 🤍🙏🏻

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@Chewy Hey @Chewy we’re still doin this huh

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Waiting for a call-back on an apartment application is resurfacing some old musical theatre anxiety and I JUST WANNA KNOW IF I GOT ANNIE OR NOT

[ellerybonham @ellerybonham]

Hi @chucknorris this is a long shot, but do you plan on going back on Cameo? We have kind of a “make a wish” situation for our aunt who has special needs and is your biggest fan 🤍🙏🏻🤍

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@dalepartridge It’s giving Handmaid’s Tale

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It’s kind of rude how you have to order your own presents in order to get packages showing up on your doorstep

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Honestly, @Dyson I feel like you've got this <3

[ellerybonham @ellerybonham]

Whoever makes the first silent leaf blower, take all my money

[ellerybonham @ellerybonham]

Proud is an understatement. You’re going to change the future @lemmccann, it is an honor to watch you fly

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With @figma + @Adobe, educators have a lot of questions. One thing that is very clear in this agreement is that unequivocally, Figma will always be free for teachers, students & schools. #FigmaEDU

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@Gjestar Thank you so much!! 🙌🏼🥰 so glad you like what you heard

[ellerybonham @ellerybonham]

Don’t be fooled by the debt that I got
I’m still Ellery from Rhode Island
I used to have a little now I have some
Everywhere I go no one knows who I am

[ellerybonham @ellerybonham]

@Gjestar Thank you so much! 🥰 this means a lot

[ellerybonham @ellerybonham]

@nbcsnl I stand by this idea

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I want an @nbcsnl comedy sketch that starts with a couple’s first sleepover and they put on a noise maker to fall asleep to city sounds and at first it’s cute but then it turns into the reality of the absurd, horrific city sounds you’re likely to hear if you actually lived there