ellery

thinker of thoughts. tweeter of tweets.

[ellery @elleryonline]

sorority girl: omg delete that I look horrible
officer: it's a mugshot

[ellery @elleryonline]

homophobes, nazis, and mysognists when they realized they can say anything they want on this app with zero meaningful repercussions: nice

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listening to coworkers talk about stale memes is cruel and unusual punishment and a direct violation of my rights under the eighth amendment of the united states constitution.

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only thought about swerving into oncoming traffic twice on the way to work today's gonna be a good day let's get this mf money

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every day I eat lunch next to the same dude. never once have we exchanged words. we sit in complete silence and look at our phones. great guy, definitely my favorite person in the office.

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@skylarfrey1 @BR_MLB @BleacherReport @theoschneider5 lmao who gives a shit what bleacher report has to say about anything

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@skylarfrey1 @BR_MLB @BleacherReport @theoschneider5

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me:

obnoxiously cheerful white woman: happy friiiidaaay :)!!! doing anything fun this weekend?!?! I'm gonna sleep in and catch up on my shows!!!!!

[ellery @elleryonline]

@shelbyjohns0n one year left and I am positively dreading coming out the other side

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@theoschneider5 I wish I could say you were wrong

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the more I work the more I see functional alcoholism in my future

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life's greatest high is the eight minutes after a cup of coffee where I actually want to be alive

[ellery @elleryonline]

why am I so young but I feel like life has already passed me by and all my best years are behind me? is that a part of growing up? am I just a depressed piece of shit? maybe,,,,,,both? idk

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driving to work on this lovely friday morning and let me tell you buddy, this new ariana grande absolutely fuckin slaps.

[ellery @elleryonline]

real tweeters don't do it for the likes or the retweets, we do it for the tremendous void deep inside ourselves.

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me on twitter: time to secure this mf bag

me irl working for $10/hour:

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day 47 working in an office: intentionally burning my mouth on scalding hot coffee just to feel alive

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@babbbold holy shit. the avi. the bio. the LINK in his bio. this kid is the absolute worst and I can't stop laughing.

[ellery @elleryonline]

finally free from the shackles of corporate america time to drink myself into a parallel universe.