Ellery Uppal

the key to happiness starts with milk and cookies, followed by a well deserved nap

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@madiwells4 HAHAHAHA just saw this and just saw that I tweeted it... Didn't even know...

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Welcome to AAA (alcoholic appreciation anonymous) #wastedwolfwingwednesday @ The Landing Pub & Grill https://t.co/7X7ChHQTvX

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It's been 'one of those days' for like, 3 years now.

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@alxandrasavina OMG THIS IS THE BEST NEWS IVE EVER HEARD PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY #nomore2amwakeups #wasgoingtoripthemoffsoonanyways

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@kamillesand Just encourages me not to

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Reason #42 why I don't wear jeans: Because when I do, people always point out to me that I'm wearing jeans

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Hibernation needs to become a thing for humans

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@codibateman come hoooome, my cuddles are waiting for you

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@kamillesand no....... hahahahaha I can't get over this

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@SavPhillips21 wow my wallet looks sad... I have nothing else to put in it

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@SavPhillips21 anything for youuuuu

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@SavPhillips21 don't kid yourself, you won't be able to handle that

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19 presents for 19 years 🎉

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@elaina_xo I didn't even know you left until we were on the car ride home

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@nolson95 damn, you caught me

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@nolson95 I'm not like you, I don't puke after a pitcher of beer

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@nolson95 I'm not hungover..... But nice try

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"I feel as stoned as I was two days ago and I'm not even stoned" @SavPhillips21

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@kamillesand 😍😍 YES PLEASE

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How cool would it be if it was last night again so I could go to bed again