Elle Tilby

just a girl who is never freeeeeeezing cold in a 73 degree office

[Ashley Fern @disco_infern0]

nothing says vacation like packing something you bought 3 years ago and never wore

[Elle Tilby @elletilby]

Idea of the day: every store had a drive-thru.

[Elle Tilby @elletilby]

@ItsMrTumnus @cjzero ...still sexy as hell...

[shania twink @shaniatwinkk]

You can tell the people in Big Little Lies are rich because they always storm out of therapy early like that shit���s not expensive

[sooner slaw @nicoleslaaww]

My Uber profile says I’m deaf so when I get into Uber’s I usually just sign hello to them and don’t speak anymore but this Uber driver just called someone and said “this deaf bitch just got in so I can talk for a minute” lmfaooooo

[Elle Tilby @elletilby]

I feel like my relationship with @amazon is to the point that I should move the app to the front page of my phone. 💙

[Elle Tilby @elletilby]

Everything I’ve learned about the legal system comes from Law and Order SVU.

[cope @cdcxpe]

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single soul on this Earth:

Not even their mom:

iNfLuEnCeR: “A lot of you have asked about my skin care routine...”

[Elle Tilby @elletilby]

When people on Insta stories start with ‘I’ve been getting a lot of questions lately....’ all I can think is....how many questions did you reaaaaaalllly get.

[Elle Tilby @elletilby]

I teared up watching the season 16 preview of KUWTK.

[Elle Tilby @elletilby]

@CTil8 I at least enjoy your taste in music. 🙌🏼

[Elle Tilby @elletilby]

Does anyone want to see an entire concert you attended on Instagram stories? The answer is...no.

[Elle Tilby @elletilby]

I just needed it documented that I am relieved the ‘Ask Me A Question’ stories on Insta have died down. 🙌🏼

[Elle Tilby @elletilby]

I feel like I could get behind this trend.

[Elle Tilby @elletilby]

@LeshaReese I know you could guess who it was...

[Elle Tilby @elletilby]

A coworker told me that Cheesecake Factory is “just like going to Applebee’s”. Ummmm....no.

[Elle Tilby @elletilby]

@ItsMrTumnus @kylegoon 🤤🤤🤤

[Elle Tilby @elletilby]

You can tell a lot about a person by their actions. Specifically, how they act when free food is involved.