AMElle❄️

Salt in my veins, much buoyant, Cookie Monster. Cats, dogs, equality, social progress, resistance, persistence. Yes, I pinned a pun. You’ve been warned.

[AMElle❄️ @ElleUstrious]

Oeuf!

[Liam Martin @LiamFromBoston]

30,000 pounds of eggs spilled onto a Texas highway.

More like the eggspressway, am I right?

#WBZThisMorning @KateMerrill @zackgreenwx

[AMElle❄️ @ElleUstrious]

#sexisgreat

But have you ever had the car behind you impatiently try to pass the line of traffic by popping out to the right? Only to get stuck and have to renter your lane 10 cars back from where they started?

[AMElle❄️ @ElleUstrious]

@paramountplus 1) thanks for @criminalminds and all, but 2) booting me to the next episode 4.5 mins b4 one ends is … garbage?? Must fix that.

[AMElle❄️ @ElleUstrious]

If you’re dragging James Cordon, his body size is not a factor in his dickish behavior. Stop doing that shit, it’s lazy as hell.

Also, he lost weight so that would make him a better overall person? Oh wait … nope, that’s not how it works.

[AMElle❄️ @ElleUstrious]

Daily reminder of what a POS he is. It’s hard to cry when billionaires claim they’re losing money by doing something essential.

[Косатка Костя @MelaniePodolyak]

So @elonmusk is whining about losing a lot of money on Starlinks for Ukraine.

Meanwhile, may I present to you snippets of my bank statements.
Thousands of Ukrainians, paying his company monthly.

So the question is: did you really lose more money than you earned?

[AMElle❄️ @ElleUstrious]

@robinskyleigh D3F

[AMElle❄️ @ElleUstrious]

Hey @Adobe or @Apple, please fix this. Only InDesign. No matter the monitor. It’s infuriating. (Color changes with cursor “beat”. Also when you roll cursor on and off page, etc.)

[AMElle❄️ @ElleUstrious]

@KateMerrill Oeuf!

[ProPublica @propublica]

An analysis by @ClemsonHub & @ProPublica found these accounts were created in the same time frame & posted similar or identical text, photos/videos. Tweets dropped off on weekends & Russian holidays, suggesting posters had regular work schedules.
https://t.co/i1wEJU2Nzd

[AMElle❄️ @ElleUstrious]

Wow, @NWSBoston pretty hard to ignore that map. Do better by the north shore.

[Cape Ann Weather is also on Facebook @CapeAnnWeather]

👀Look no further for continued blatant evidence that the #BOSNWS ignores reports from this area.
I've been screaming this for years...
Time for a shake-up down there.

[AMElle❄️ @ElleUstrious]

@robinskyleigh I feel way more Christmassy this year. I leaned in hard because the lights and being festive make me feel better about this hellscape.

[AMElle❄️ @ElleUstrious]

This is exactly how I felt. Guilty. And I did nothing wrong or risky. I was very sick, but the vax worked and I’m here. #thankyouscience

[Lucy McBride, MD @drlucymcbride]

Today I swabbed yet another triple-vax'd patient for SARSCoV2: + PCR

She has a stuffy nose & mild sore throat.

The worse symptom? Guilt. "I did everything right."

We discussed isolation & alert/test contacts.

I reassured her that vax is working & this is not a moral failure

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

If just 1% of Gen Z and millennials who posted about politics on twitter, TikTok and instagram ran for office we could replace almost every single one of these corrupt assholes in 6 years.

[AMElle❄️ @ElleUstrious]

@joncoopertweets Absolutely.

[AMElle❄️ @ElleUstrious]

If you’re feeling like it’s unclear where fault lies for these deaths, check out this video of him encouraging a mob to attack ABD “fuck up” a kid for trying to TAKE HIS SHOE.

[AMElle❄️ @ElleUstrious]

@googlenesthelp It just searches forever and finds nothing. If I manually enter the network name and password it says “failed to connect.” Router is fine, everything is online. Network settings reset and restart didn’t help. :/

[AMElle❄️ @ElleUstrious]

@googlenesthelp please help! I’m out of my mind trying to get this thing back on wifi. I’ve reset, recharged, added a c wire adapter, lin 200, battery over 3.8. NOTHING WORKS. 😭

[AMElle❄️ @ElleUstrious]

@googlenesthelp 🙏🏻 It appears I have a Nest Learning 3rd Gen.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I… have a lot of questions

[AMElle❄️ @ElleUstrious]

Amazing.

[Eric Garland @ericgarland]

<THREAD>
DOJ just unsealed the search warrant on the "encrypted" 🤣 telecom used by thousands of Mobsters worldwide RUN BY THE FBI THE WHOLE TIME and it is a goddamned children's treasury of awesome.

Come, let us frolic! 😂🖕⚖️😇