elle

you should pay rent in my mind

[elle @ellevatorlady]

chat what does this say about me

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

A guys favorite basketball player tells you everything you need to know about them

[elle @ellevatorlady]

@slightsalmon What up

[elle @ellevatorlady]

Also i lost my job then I broke my leg and walked on it for a week before I realize it was more than a sprain so now I am punished stelio stuck in a boot

[elle @ellevatorlady]

@texturedprotein @machgunn 😈❤️

[elle @ellevatorlady]

opened twitter to see one of my irls telling a story about their egg cracking and the pivotal point being another longtime irl being the reason

[elle @ellevatorlady]

@texturedprotein @machgunn #smallwaukee for real omg

[elle @ellevatorlady]

@texturedprotein I HAD NO IDEA 😭💔✌️🥀

[elle @ellevatorlady]

@machgunn this is so funny lol i didnt know you knew eachother

[elle @ellevatorlady]

@machgunn omfg it was you?!

[elle @ellevatorlady]

@texturedprotein oomf banger ❤️

[nat 🪬 @habibiting]

Fixed it for you

[himejofries 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🐈 🍟 @bourglor]

corpse husband singer instagram story where he is answering questions ask me anything about my music Does it hurt when you scream ? And so he yells into the screen frying his vocal chords / exasperated tired enough stop i can't take it anymore crash out / reaction video meme

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

met this guy at a party 3 months ago and he’s been sending this every Sunday since. don’t know his name and don’t think he’d tell me if I asked

[Wyatt 蜥蜴王 @MKElite_]

We actually don't want you to dribble either

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i’m in tears😭😭😭

[elle @ellevatorlady]

anyway i havent worked w her for years now but she texted me just now talking about SI and putting her mom in a home and tried to call me while i was napping and i do not know what the fuck to say 🙃

[elle @ellevatorlady]

one time i bullied a kid off a minecraft capture the flag server by saying "put me in coach" bc his name was linebeck but i started calling my (now ex) coworker Coach and turns out she has trained olympians so she's an actual coach (1/2)

[attractive wastrel @UrbaneUrban]

mychart

[Out of Context Drain Gang @DrainLyricCards]

@kevinolearytv Kevin, you would love Bladee