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[Keith Murphy @KeithMurphy]

This is wild. WNBA celebrates 30 years with 30 players and doesn't include the player who brought the league the most attention, highest ratings, increased revenue and player salaries, schedule and team expansion, merch sales, and fan attendance its ever had.

Good to see Bridget Carleton make the cut though.

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

this is my superbowl

[Iowa Women's Basketball @IowaWBB]

The greatest of all time.

@CaitlinClark22 x #Hawkeyes

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Don’t forget what Brett Kavanaugh did to women.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Nobody appreciates a 50 degree day in March more than people that live in the Midwest. People start acting totally different. It’s prime shorts and hoodie weather, time to fire up the grill, roll the windows down in the car. It’s a spiritual time for us midwesterners.

[nick miller @nocontextmiller]

happy new year

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

facebook is down bc aunt debbie was about to finish her vaccine research and blow this whole thing wide open

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

about that time of year where i think buying 3 tiny gourds will heal me

[Jaron Myers @jaronmyers]

We’re all so emotionally damaged from this last year and a half that Steve from Blue’s Clues was like “I have to address the nation”

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

Ladies and gentlemen, the long weekend.

[PutMeOnBlast 🇲🇽 @YungBlastro]

Matt Damon cooked HIS ASS. 🙏🏽🙏🏽

[Katie @hatiekeath]

me pretending to listen during a zoom meeting when I actually stopped paying attention minute 3

[Lacy Crawford @lacy_crawford]

I love how a man’s like, “I got swallowed by a whale and spit back out!” and everyone’s like, Amazing! And a woman says, “I got raped by a man!” and everyone’s like, Huh. You sure? Where were you? Did you drink? Do you have bruises?

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

If the entire state of California could open up, why couldn't Big? We didn't need to wear masks in public anymore, but why did I feel like he was still wearing one with me?

[kt🦇 @itskvdes]

man, people get some crazy drinks at starbucks

[knx @knoxdotmp3]

“happy earth day!”
the earth:

[Ashley Quenneville @ashquenneville]

Pointing out that birth control pills have a worse blood clot rate than any vaccine isn’t saying “blood clots are fine” but rather that it’s amazing what we won’t tolerate for the general population but will tolerate for mostly women for 60 years completely unchecked.

[elle @ellevoss]

@BuschBeer Sean McGowan and Ella Voss

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

bank account: $1400

me to a girl scout: give me the thick mints