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swag

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

There's a lot of manosphere advice about how all men need to be hyper-masculine douchebag alphas to get women, but if you polled women for the single sexiest thing any male celebrity has done in the last 30 years this routine would be #1 by a mile.

[Starlight 💫 (twitch.tv/x0starlight) @x0Starlight]

genuinely thought he was fighting a guy in a green screen suit when I watched this scene

Jack Quaid is awesome

[⚉ may ⚇ @evilmaymoder]

rewatching #TheBoys season 1 and you have got to be fucking kidding me man why is it EVERYWHERE why cant we escape this shit

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

[negroni sbagliato @onwyre]

just walked out of the theatre with my life changed again

[beth ☄️ @thunderbeths]

i’d let ryland grace unbalance my centrifuge if you’re picking up what i’m putting down

[Jay Chan @Jay10_6]

Strike for how many days from April what?

[sıla @criterionhouse]

born too late to see dinosaurs, too early to see flying cars but just in time to see ryan gosling wearing glasses with nerdy shirts

[🏳️‍⚧️ Nina 🏳️‍⚧️ @Nina_once_Again]

Theyre giving anyone a movie now who the hell is this

[dessy @ogsluut]

being single w a high sex drive sucks :(

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i really like this one guy i barely know and rarely see. i want something serious with him

[Meg ✨ @mxgbx]

anyone who gets more than us in a pub quiz is a nerd who takes things too seriously an anyone that gets less is a thicko that shouldnt have bothered leaving the house. and thats simply the way it is

[John Wif, (Up Huge Arc) @RealJohnWif]

@realmelanieking "very good, now release Cim Jarey into the public"

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Five wins in a row. Time for a trim ✂️

[Maddie Holland @Madshollandxx]

Guys, I'm in the UK and the sky is this weird light blue colour and there's a massive yellow light... Wtf is happening??

[RonyTheEditor @valrony_77]

@Longsword44 Becoming an Olympian not to push the limits of humanity but to get laid instead

[𓇢𓆸 @fauxreverie]

this is my heated rivalry

[kim @imkimlol]

i feel bad for people with unmoanable names