elle

former goodreads influencer. Substack TikTok @ellexamines

[elle @ellexamines]

staving off my divorce by stalking a guy together

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

house of the dragon you will always be famous for this

[elle @ellexamines]

and is she wrong about any of this.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Socialist candidate Melat Kiros, who was born in Ethiopia, is about to beat 15-term incumbent Diana DeGette in the Democrat primary for Colorado's 1st Congressional District.

Here she is saying that 9/11 was America's fault.

[balogun’s suspended red card @theoceanblooms]

can’t believe something fucked up is happening on the fucked up vampire show

[katie | snily ceo🍉 @sevlillies]

i think they could use his creative vision

[paprika yuraoi scholar @paprikagen_]

interview with the vampire dares to ask the question of what if bella swan was a 69 year old late-in-life bisexual guy

[Ankit Jain @ankitjaindc]

In-person early voting in DC's primary elections is now open! I want to address one argument I have heard to reassure Washingtonians that they can rank #1 whoever they like best without worrying that their candidate will “end Home Rule.” Why? A 🧵

[elle @ellexamines]

every Brad lander tweet is like Recently Dan Goldman endorsed the Be Evil Act which calls for the endorsement of All Human Evils. Yesterday meanwhile I hugged a puppy

[Brad Lander @bradlander]

We’re both proud Jewish New Yorkers. But there are sharp & clear differences between us on Israel/Palestine.

For example, Dan Goldman marched alongside war criminal Bezalel Smotrich yesterday, who called it “just & moral” to starve Gaza. I did not.

[elle @ellexamines]

u people need to get cheated on to be humbled maybe

[himbo lover @yandjoshi]

ppl who get mad at cheating tropes in romance media are always funny to me cause you can tell they’re self inserting & taking it personally. even in ur own imagination, how are you still putting urself in the shoes of the loser!!

[bookishTachyon ΘΔ 🇵🇸 @bookishTachyon]

We’ve lost the art of just being like “hey man that was kinda uncool.” Everything has to be the biggest deal ever and people have to be groveling begging for forgiveness and apologizing profusely for every little thing. Sometimes a “yeah that was uncool my fault guys” is enough

[elle @ellexamines]

i have better words: insane, embarrassing, displaying maturity level of a six year old. all things this tweet is

[VOLIB三AR RAP/ST @killingspacing]

that period of the talking stage where u cant say the word retard before u figure out if the person is too woke or not

[elle @ellexamines]

stuns is a really funny caption for this video

[Interview with the Vampire Updates @iwtvupdates]

Assad Zaman STUNS as Armand in new The Vampire Lestat teaser!

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

the guy looks the perfect level like obama for this to be funny. not a dead ringer or anything but like right where you look at him for a second and go “oh, yeah, actually, I see it”

[elle @ellexamines]

this is an all timer tweet

[Magyar Péter (Ne féljetek) @magyarpeterMP]

I have arrived at the Sándor Palace to meet the President of Hungary.

@DrTamasSulyok is unworthy of representing the unity of the Hungarian nation. He is unfit to serve as the guardian of legality. He is not fit to serve as a moral authority or a role model.

Following the formation of the new government, Tamás Sulyok must leave office immediately.

[manny @mannyfidel]

the wife of a deceased podcaster was unavailable to attend our event tonight. please join me in welcoming our backup option for this evening: the vice president of the united states of america

[anna @annakatherines_]

Living for this bc a big reason so much never gets reported by the legacy press is bc so many NYT, WaPo journos etc have an incestuous & obsequious relationship to power. TMZ doesn’t know these DC nerds or give a fuck except for clicks which could make this all very funny

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

“Pope Leo is WEAK on crime” You bolt awake in the University of Wittenberg. You are not online. It is 1517. You are Professor Martin Luther and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. The Church must remain.

[elle @ellexamines]

should we throw a party? should we invite Caitlin Jenner

[dasha @dash_eats]

How about a day of trans unclockability

[elle @ellexamines]

this is how people talk about Abbott the Pitt

[theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️▲ @theoluminati]

is it misogynistic to say ‘massive fucking milkers’ if it’s about a male man

[elle @ellexamines]

@MaryPeltola Whichever comms staffer came up with this deserves a raise