elle xx

no regrets only whimsical mistakes

[𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 @deirdrescig]

Footballer Paul Gascoigne has arrived at Madison Square Garden saying he is a friend of Taylor Swift.

[Memecastle United @Memecastle_Utd]

"How were those few hours last night where the England Vs Mexico game was set to be rescheduled from 1am to 7pm?"

[🤖 @_cs516]

If England games changed to 7pm are boozer still open till 5am? Asking for a mate

[Grace @graceyldn]

😭😭😭

[peeks @alicookes]

you really can’t say that when this iconic scene exists

[elle xx @ellexbrady]

Me when none of my mates can get the day off to watch the match in the pub with me

[Chris @prestonchris86]

Why? Absolutely no one needs to go to the pub at 1am to watch football. The UKs obsession with drinking culture is pathetic.

[s44nti @s44nti]

cuando tengo un dia horrible pero recuerdo que hay gente de mi edad con hijos

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[eila ؛ଓ @fairyeila]

every time i have to sleep anywhere that isn’t my bed

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

I wanna know where albert is with life rn.

[elle xx @ellexbrady]

@DrSimonsTravels @tomdodds24 I literally said that at the start I couldn’t get my breath cos it was banger after banger they need slower moments for everyone to chill out 🤣 they were phenomenal as always and the crowd was brill

[Foo Fighters @foofighters]

ANOTHER EPIC NIGHT IN LIVERPOOL!!!

🎥: Harris Tomlinson-Spence

[🇺🇸🇩🇪🦉 @jonahcelona]

🚨Cristiano Ronaldo has more rape allegations (4) than number of touches in the second half vs Colombia (3)

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

I'm sick of being kept awake by the heat. I can't wait to go back to being kept awake by stupid things I said in 2014.

[miia @miiagarro]

i’d rather my man be doing money laundering and tax fraud than selfies and curated ig dumps

[abigail 🏳️‍⚧️ @transcalamitas]

this is the one time where i think he’s being perfectly reasonable and not overreacting

[elle xx @ellexbrady]

@livvneall And they reckon rape/abuse allegations ruin lives, absolute load of bollocks

[ben🚩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @1892Ben]

will be just newcastle's luck if bruno gets abducted by aliens