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[elleyunson @elleyunson]

@matrix_dread @TobyonTV Someone who married Michael Gove without a gun to their head has no right to dish out relationship advice.

[elleyunson @elleyunson]

@TheMeacon @DachshundColin ‘Are you well? I thought you were’ cracks me up every time

[elleyunson @elleyunson]

@maisiehpeters Got mine 🙂🙂

[elleyunson @elleyunson]

@EastCoastBuses trying to use the bus instead of getting a 2nd car- one bus had ‘mechanical problems’, next one over 20 mins late. Been waiting an hour in the freezing cold to end up being late for work anyway. What’s the point?!

[elleyunson @elleyunson]

@jonnorris12 @SEYids1882 ‘It’s all kicking off!’

[elleyunson @elleyunson]

@EuanMccaughey Some sports are more reasonable- I got Judo and Netball for around £20-30 per ticket.

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

English people really need to stop talking like Americans now it’s so fucking embarrassing. Watched a TikTok this morning of a man walking round a retail park in Ashford going on about ‘antifa’. What are you doing.

[Kollmunion @KolleenCarney]

Wonder what all those kids killed in their classrooms could have been

[elleyunson @elleyunson]

@bbcpress Get this MAGA hag off my screen

[elleyunson @elleyunson]

@_jwynny Went to see them live and my husband described him as ‘an absolute plank’

[elleyunson @elleyunson]

@rubynaldrett This is so iconic of your mum 🥺

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

[elleyunson @elleyunson]

@rubynaldrett I can’t believe he’s only 61 😳

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

hi i'm ben your ai chatbot

[James Archie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @JamesArchieJO]

Maybe we should invite Russia back in just to split the evil cunt vote.

[MK202312 @MN456782]

The whole world watching Austria knock genocide Israel off 1st place.
#Eurovision

[elleyunson @elleyunson]

@rubynaldrett It’s giving Strictly Curse

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

“Khloud Protein Popcorn” send the flood

[elleyunson @elleyunson]

@rubynaldrett Me reading this as a literal child 💀