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[Gɪᴠᴇɴ Aʀᴇɴᴀs 🇨🇩 @itsBigSexy_]

Not only is it not Friday, it’s still JULY.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

It pains me that there is probably a series out there that would totally consume me and change my life but I haven’t discovered it yet💔

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Having too many Apple products gets annoying. One FaceTime call and your whole room starts ringing😭😭

[xo, jas¹⁰⁰⁹ ˙⋆.˚ ♡ @jasxcals]

can we normalize cancelling plans because you feel fat as fuck

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me going back to sleep because there’s 47 seconds left until my alarm goes off

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there's nothing that i dislike more than a failed nap attempt.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Whomever decided to make the Microsoft Teams status indicator change from green to yellow after two minutes of inactivity. I hope you shit pineapples for the rest of your life.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Apple you do not have the right to put my charging on hold!!!

[A DJ & a Gentleman @levselects]

Not to alarm anyone but it’s getting darker earlier.

Get your fun in now.

[Neet @neet_sol]

The economy is so bad that scam messages went from “you won the lottery” to “remote job available $18/hr”

[ada enechi @adaenechi]

24 degrees in the UK and I feel cold, we’re going to suffer aggressively this winter

[soso @sothecutestt]

day 1 no sugar

[Barb Vermeir 🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾 @hotgrippz]

I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[solavita @crushedb0n3s]

what i expect to happen after 1 day of locking in

[db 🖤 @dbcxptures]

You know what’s not spoken about enough. How horrendously bad the quality of mobile phone networks has gotten over the past few years in the UK. It’s shocking how good signal is rare now, we’re paying more money than ever for phones and contracts and we just accept it…

[╋━ @euthanisedangel]

JULY PLEASE LET ME LOSE 5KG

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo