i am SO SICK of summer i want FALL i want to wear PANTS and eat SOUP and drink HOT COFFEE and rake LEAVES and summon DEMONS while everyone is ASLEEP and the moon is FULL and i’m wearing a SWEATER
Friend has been complaining about finding an avocado on his lawn every day for weeks now. Why would someone keep throwing avocados in his yard? Who would do that? You guys he just realized he has an avocado tree
I was petting a dog and the owner was like “do you wanna see her puppy?” and I was like bruh fuck yeah so I fr went to this bitch’s car w her and the puppy was cute but I rlly followed a stranger to her car bc she said she had a puppy, Ted Bundy woulda loved my dumb ass
i was spending the night at a boy’s and he said “oh ur wearing makeup, do you wanna do your skin care routine in my bathroom” so i went to the bathroom and i was like yo where is the face wash and he was like next to the sink”...he wanted me to wash my face with dial hand soap
What I need is Tinder but for girls looking for girlfriends who mind their business & do hippie dippy shit with you. I wanna dance and garden and drink coffee and make art and talk abt astrology and take over the world & you def don’t need a horny bro for any of those activities
I wish y’all would realize how rude it is to tell ethnic people their food stinks or looks like shit just bc you’ve only had hamburgers and macaroni salad all ur life doesn’t mean anything different is gross 😗😗😗