Ellie

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[Alex @alexr_241]

Everyone arriving at twitter to see if WhatsApp is down #WhatsApp

[Ellie @ellie__marsh]

@HighwaysSEAST Do you know if this road is still closed? Updates confirm that it’s likely to be until 23rd June but reroute still in place according to Google Maps. Thanks

[Ellie @ellie__marsh]

@FFC_Axtell

[€ @yagitwotimes]

We just gonna let Apple keep taking 9.99, 7.49, 2.99 at random weekly?

[Andi 🌸🌸🌸 @peachypuk]

From a real funeral directors

[Ellie @ellie__marsh]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[kizzy @kiradavinasmith]

why do boys put on lip balm the way they do? i know you all know exactly what i mean

[Ellie @ellie__marsh]

@FFC_Axtell @MzGossipGirl Could never be me 😂

[Ellie @ellie__marsh]

@OntheBeachUK please can someone urgently reply to my DM as your customer service number cuts me off each time I call? Thanks

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Oh damn. I thought the ultra sweet chocolate nut spread was healthy

[8 Out of 10 Cats @8Outof10Cats]

Sean Lock was a brilliant writer, a phenomenal stand-up, a comedy genius. Our thoughts are with his family after this devastating news. We will miss him greatly. There was no-one like him.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“why do you talk to your pet like a human?”

First of all, that is my child

[Chwis @ChwisSweed]

Shout out to all the bastards in Bury who piled out of the boozers at full time and changed the diversion signs the other way and made me reverse a 44t petrol tankers 400 yds to avoid a low bridge at 3 am because the M66 was shut.

Appreciated

[kelise dale ☁️ @KeliseDale]

why has June cost me £19176192916 then ????

[Ellie @ellie__marsh]

Have to say that was a bit underwhelming.....

[Ellie @ellie__marsh]

@sophie__beII I love them queen x

[Brett Mendoza💙 @BrettMendoza_]

Class from @Tesco 👏👏

[Ellie @ellie__marsh]

The absolute CHEEK of Line of Duty to end on such a cliff hanger. I am fuming

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

Hmm I want this zit to go away maybe I should turn it into an open wound

[Lily Potkin @MissPotkin]

Two days ago, I decided to stop doing the dishes. I make all the dinners and I am tired of having to do all the cleaning too. SINCE THEN this pile has appeared and at some point they are going to run out of spoons and cups and plates.

Who will blink first? Not me.