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I tweet occasionally. Instagram is my insta-jam:

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Hoping this reaches its target audience: tfw when you are driving around with an expired tag and you see other people with expired tags and it makes you feel better about yourself.

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@epernerne iconic.

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@CSmithy16 Your tweets never miss.

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It's the "at the beginning of quarantine, I bought a 10lb bag of chicken leg quarters to put in my freezer because I was convinced that there would be no food left in grocery stores" for me

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It’s things like watching people check cartons for cracked eggs in the grocery store that make me realize we’re all connected, even in the smallest of ways.

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@epernerne *single tear*

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After going cross-eyed looking for chairs to go in my new living room, I've decided that I'm just going to cover the entire floor in bean bags.

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Jesus leaves the ninety-nine for the one. Never underestimate the power of loving even just one person well.

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@ everyone on Mingo around 7:00pm tonight: you saw me struggle to lift my 50lb puppy because she wasn't budging on our walk and I'm going to need you to forget you saw anything

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@ChuckWendig Emojis are not punctuation.

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*big stretch*
*hears bones cracking*

me: "crunchy."

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@epernerne I remember the days I listened to "Pink Lemonade" on REPEAT.

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It feels like my civic duty to be suspicious of people who are constantly talking on the phone. Who are you calling? How long have you been on the phone? It’s 2020 !!!!

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Me by myself in my apartment, to my dog:

“We’re going to go for a W-A-L-K soon, FYI.”

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What's a word you can never spell on the first try?

rhtym
rythm
RHYTHM

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"I fertilized this morning, and it's probably going to all wash down the Arkansas River." - @newson6wxguy

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@epernerne my answer to the question, "what is the most illegal thing you've done?"