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1 part gay-ish 4 parts music 2 parts complaints about humanity 1 part alien👽😈🎶🌈

[idk @elliecwistiney]

A jam!

[idk @elliecwistiney]

I am so dumb lmao (this is my best friend btw so I SHOULD know when her bday is...)

[idk @elliecwistiney]

So I had 6 root canals yesterday and they couldn't control my bleeding so I had a nice trip to the ED. BUT our air conditioning finally got fixed!!!!!

[idk @elliecwistiney]

So if anyone has texted me and wonders why I didn't text them back, this is why

[idk @elliecwistiney]

.........eeeeeyikes maybe I should get on that...

[idk @elliecwistiney]

If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke, don't panic! Call me and I'll tell you a joke🙃

[idk @elliecwistiney]

How tf do y'all make friends as a full blow adult human bean sprout??? 🫠

[idk @elliecwistiney]

https://t.co/ISqUCo7cxM
Love her s'much

[idk @elliecwistiney]

Time for a grippy sock vacation pretty soon #beenabit

[idk @elliecwistiney]

I'm p sure that I will a l w a y s be housing insecure after being homeless for 10 months and that SUCKS ass

[idk @elliecwistiney]

Gaining 40-50lbs bc of medication you have to take is BALLS fr get me outta this skin suit stat

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Our rights are on the line tomorrow. Go out and vote! #GOTV #PsGoVote

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Speaker Pelosi on Republicans and abortion: "There are those in the party who think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before."

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

explain to me again why it's ok for a nuclear spy to get three Supreme Court picks. explain it to me like I’m 5

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

This!!!!

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

Cards Against Humanity is donating 100% of their profits to the National Network of Abortion Funds if the order comes from a state restricting abortion access.

If someone selects “I didn’t agree to this” an additional $5 donation is added to their cart. 😂

[idk @elliecwistiney]

@RELAX_Podcast My addiction to caffeine needs to relax haha

[idk @elliecwistiney]

@vanillabean_16 You deserve BETTER

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

The haunting Ghost Monstera 🌿

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Everything about Papa John’s is pure hot garbage

Via u/limearitaa

[Elora - Online 1 Room Schoolhouse @1Schoolhouse]

I know I don’t look disabled. This may surprise you, but most of my body is on the inside… where you can’t see it.