ellie 🧍🏻‍♀️

she/her. twilight stan account. bot

[ellie 🧍🏻‍♀️ @ellieeddison]

i won’t take ashnikko slander fuck you stay away from my girlfriend

[ellie 🧍🏻‍♀️ @ellieeddison]

I’m crying he’s so precious oh my god

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

PUT SOME RESPECT ON HIS NAME

[ellie 🧍🏻‍♀️ @ellieeddison]

he needed that after that miss last year 😭 i love you loop I NEVER DOUBTED YOU

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THE #RAVENS STUN THE #COWBOYS IN BRAZIL.

WHAT A GAME.

🍿🍿

[ellie 🧍🏻‍♀️ @ellieeddison]

happy 40th birthday jenna
i love you and miss you and can’t believe you’re over seven feet tall now.

[Lamar Translator @LJTranslator]

MY FUCKING GOAT IS HEREEEEEE

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

A 9/11 widow just rent rogue in NYC…

She read her husbands name and then called out Islamic terror and Saudi Arabia.

She called out Bush, Obama, Biden and JD Vance/Trump while they sat right in front of her. The entire crowd at ground zero cheered.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

WHY DID HE MAKE THAT FACE LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[m @samcentric]

war flashbacks

[Sweltercrochet @Sweltercrochet]

When I’m drowning but instead of saving me the lifeguard throws a swim ring directly at my head with his super soldier arm thing in full force and aurafarms so I genuinely just die

[ADDY (Kino) ☥ Dany-pilled @ozempicbludravn]

When Caraxes dies I’m gonna kill everyone and then myself so prepare yourself

[Caraxes @spicynoodleboy_]

Cuntraxes

[𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓨 💔🫦🍑 @luv_meX23]

me to my husband: AO3 is down again [explains outage]

My husband: someone should write a spicy fanfic about the two database engineers locked in the server room trying to fix it

my husband, smug: there was only one spreadsheet

[ellie 🧍🏻‍♀️ @ellieeddison]

dreamfyres call is soooooooooo sick

[SweetSoulLov3r @SweetSoulLov3r]

#GraceRocky

Grace at age 100: Okay what

Rocky: Must be something in the water, haha!

Grace:

Rocky:

Grace:

Rocky:

Grace:

Rocky: We put something in the water, statement.

[ellie 🧍🏻‍♀️ @ellieeddison]

couldn’t top it

[dina @beckacent]

remember when they dropped the only Medieval Y2K movie ever and then nobody touched the genre again

[ellie 🧍🏻‍♀️ @ellieeddison]

goodnight armandooooo 😭😭

[ellie 🧍🏻‍♀️ @ellieeddison]

him crying and doing the running man oh my god https://t.co/KjgHCdAptS

[ellie 🧍🏻‍♀️ @ellieeddison]

rest in piss criston you were so fucking annoying 😭

[Project Hail Mary Updates @HailMaryLogs]

This is what the vinyl edition of the PHM soundtrack will look like. The artwork is inspired by the HM golden plates, and records will feature a zoetrope animation of Rocky and the Petrova line. It will also include about 15 min. of music not available in any other format.

[ellie 🧍🏻‍♀️ @ellieeddison]

Lmfao is this true

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Singer Oliver Tree has reportedly died in a helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro

Two helicopters collided in mid-air before crashing into an electric vehicle yard, killing six people

via CNN Brasil

[mars 🛸⭐ phm x 23 @redder_planet]

I never realized their hats are just made out of random (probably important) papers. It looks like Grace's is made from the EVA suit manual
#projecthailmary