ellie harrison

[Mace🪼 @macy_doran]

What girls actually do at sleepovers

[ellie harrison @ellieeeharrison]

So Jess smashed a jar of Dolmio pasta sauce in Sainsbury’s and the guy cleaning it up says “it’s just not your Dolmio day” and I feel like this needs to be shared

[ellie harrison @ellieeeharrison]

@Becky_hilll I do not see a problem here

[samantha @milkygoddess]

my friends:
me w the aux: alright so this next song makes me wanna throw myself into a river but in a good way

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

men apologizing: i’m sorry i hurt your feelings but if we really think about it it’s actuaIIy your fault for having feelings in the first place

[ellie harrison @ellieeeharrison]

@_pollyallen Polly only you I SWEAR to god !!! 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Stephen Patten @StevePatten]

Never deleting this app.

[🫡 @aarn4president]

I honestly take everything too far whether it be my bronzer or my behaviour

[harry moore @Harry_Moore_]

i’ve cracked a rib and my doctor gave me a list of things to avoid which includes sex and laughter and i said that shouldn’t be an issue because i’m single and miserable and he didn’t laugh which is great because now the pain of embarrassment masks the pain of my cracked rib

[ellie harrison @ellieeeharrison]

@jessicaevo16 Thanks fucker

[ellie harrison @ellieeeharrison]

@jessicaaRiddell Thank you Jessie !!! 💜

[Cassie @cassie_vanzee]

Parents: how did you blow your entire savings account only halfway through fall semester??
Me: https://t.co/QDvCnTOSwm