ellie jensen

[kath @kathhsaludes]

a reminder for y’all

[James Di Giorgio @mapache_exe]

prince philip at 99 / zoey at 101

[ᏇᎥᏝᏝ @SLS_Will]

Me: *going 75 in a 50*

Cop: *pulls out from side street*

Me:

[charlie @chunkbardey]

HATE when i’m saying something serious and i accidentally rhyme. i am not the lorax!!!!!!

[Strip4Jon 🌟 .06 @Strip4Jon]

If u c me talking to myself don’t say nun to me I’m having a staff meeting.

[Vega @jvega3_]

Me: Why did my alarm not go off?

My alarm:

[𝚕𝚎𝚡 @lexxleverette]

my toxic trait is buying whatever i want when i’ve had a bad day

[Abe @ABE_0rtiz]

Utah really had us doing 6 earthquake drills a year, and all I did was lay there and wait for the roof to crush me.

[snowflake pu$$y or something like that @itsfrtaylorlien]

IMAGINE being so relaxed, recording urself singing Rihanna, bout to smash a hill snowboarding only to have a HUGE ASS BEAR chasing u the entire time.... like 😱😱😱😱

[Tom Allred @tomallred]

Congrats Chris!
Region 9 baseball: Desert Hills coach earns 4A-wide honor https://t.co/fl9UqlYWP0

[alissa violet @AlissaViolet]

wish I could drop my body off at the gym and pick it up when it’s ready

[jungle julia 🍒 @3TRINZZZ]

when i walk outside n it ain’t summer yet

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

They snitched on my mans