a lady at work today told me she drove a Maserati. I was like “dang that’s cool those are so nice.” She was like “yeah they’re so underrated” ...... kinda caught me off guard so when she left I went to the window to look. I wonder if this lady knows she drives a Mazda
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
@csaber20 Also is terrifying when the person who asks to sit by u looks like a drug addict, and then they continue to ask u if u want them to take ur boots off for u