Ellie L.

Funny or insightful things that Ellie says. Maintained by Brian L who does this @DecibelMaster thing. M=mama. D=dada. E=Ellie.

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Dada, do I have to fold your underwear? Yeah, I fold yours. But it’s weird it’s been all over your butt. :<

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Shown this photo by dad and without missing a beat, dubbed him "sea mosquito dolphin"
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E wisdom: all ideas are good since the hardest part is thinking of it.

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E on her contrarian opinions: most people like Porsches and the tops of broccoli. Not me.

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E: I guess it's a little protected. It's got this little moat around it.

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E upon the completion of dinner: my taste buds say yes, but my stomach says no. I guess my stomach's the authority here.

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M: Ellie! You're taking too long on that. E: no mama, it says draw your BEST snowman not your most "eh" snowman.

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M: we all think you're growing up too fast. E: nope. I'm growing at the same speed as everyone else grows.

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E re. Xmas lights: which bag is "lighter"? Get it? Lights!

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E: Henry the Eight was betrolled. That's why he was married so young. D: betrothed? E: betrolled. The trolls arranged his marriage. D: nope!

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D: do you know who that is? E: I don't know; a Halloween snowman?

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E: dada, do you think Adam and Eve had allergies? Like, that first year in the garden? It was all beautiful - then why is my nose leaking?

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If we go to the desert to make a record we have to take the didgeridoo. It'll be like "waaah whaaa waaaaaaah pppft-pfffft-pppfffft"

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D: you know how to make coffee now? E: you've shown me like 5x, now what do I do first? Water? Milk? Coffee? Do I make this water hot?

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E: those churros were good. I'm so full. Want some more churros?

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Someone threw a rager! Everyone left with bruises or blood. Less teeth went out than came in. Great birthday party!

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E: this nightgown is so shapeless. It's just like - cylinder. D: should it have a shape? E: nope. Not really I guess.

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M: your room is a mess; you've got to clean it. E: no it isn't. It's magical!