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[keef 🗡 @elliemaekeef]

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[John Gibbons @johngibbonsblog]

Liverpool

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What was your screen time?”

Student: “Nine hours.”

BBC: “You’re gong to have a lot more time to fill. What will you do?”

Student: “Stare at a wall.”

[hani @crucifynisis]

do i weird you out or have i weirded you in

[union thug @wellrestedpizza]

The concept of each race painting Lenin to look like them, like people do with Jesus.

[keef 🗡 @elliemaekeef]

@NTranceSetUFree If I go on drag race

[keef 🗡 @elliemaekeef]

Imagine not being able to sleep cos u can’t decide who you’d do on Snatch Game if it ever came up (Kermit the Frog most likely so far)

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

I hate when that happens.

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

You are only suppose to have a good time

[keef 🗡 @elliemaekeef]

@NTranceSetUFree @GBPolitcs 55% of cigarettes smoked in the UK were smoked by losers who don’t even taste purple

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

Cause you’re weird af for letting it get to this point

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

just let your girlfriend be an alcoholic like who cares bro

[teoni @teoniw]

When a nga think u a #ThroatGoat but you really a #TeethKeith and yo pussy mid

[keef 🗡 @elliemaekeef]

@teoniw @NTranceSetUFree 🥰

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

my bitch girlfriend i hate asked me to stop watching porn. well maybe if you would pretend to be my mom or a teenager or a captive during sex, i wouldn’t have to

[julia @eathedocument]

the only person who successfully does the whole pervert thing is jarvis cocker

[julie @obscenelydolled]

this is taking me out for some reason

[keef 🗡 @elliemaekeef]

https://t.co/wUSSzeckJx

[Mambo Italiano @mamboitaliano__]

British singer Sheila Diamond’s rendition of “Free From Desire”, performed at the Eastward Club in Chorley (Lancashire), is taking the internet by storm

Pure boomer masterclass 😎

[Gore Lemenski 🍋 @ColbyCinema]

Me asking any person under 20 if they’ve heard of Evanescence

[richard @Dickwith2dogs]

June Brown's Obituary escalated quickly lads ! 😬