ellie may

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the gap in my resume? yeah it’s called playing outside

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

[Hair Dealer ✨ @LifeOfAls]

LIKE WHAT

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[ELIJAH SCHÄFFER @ElijahSchaffer]

Boomers will kick you out of the house at 18 so they can live like this on a Tuesday at 11am

[erika @yeeeerika]

sorry, i have plans.

the plans:

[trash jones @jzux]

"have you tried using chatGPT to do X" have you tried using your brain to do that

[Lucille Sol @asia_xone]

God. Diana would've loved her to pieces.

[⋆౨ৎ˚#KK ⟡˖ ࣪ @earth_222kay]

my shaylaaaa (thinking bout old me)

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

HOW LONG AGO??..

[bear @wriocake]

this is humiliating

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Oh you want me to work....in December? When there's sugar plum fairies dancing and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Get real.

[jynx @jynxbby]

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

[anita @sapphicmacbeth]

absolutely insane

[UKs #1 Race Baiter @Shadowbandolero]

Did you think women were gonna organise it for you?