els

the protagonist of life

[els @elliemthomas]

Selling a ticket to ABBA Bongo’s Bingo tonight (face value) in Manchester #twickets #bongosbingo #manchester #abba

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

i’ve been taking some notes

[els @elliemthomas]

@gabbywarr Sorry this has now gone

[els @elliemthomas]

@holly__murphy Sorry - this has now been sold

[els @elliemthomas]

At this point I am bored to death of them all BUT I want nothing more than to see Luca’s face if he loses 🥰 #LoveIsland

[harvey @H4RVEYJACK]

everytime I come to london my mates will say some shit like “get the pinkersmith line to banana & dolphin and then you can change onto the dinkerdonk line to splooge street” and expect me to understand what the hell they’re talking about

[chlo xoxoxo @chloxplr]

They think they can gang up on Gemma looking like this? Laughable #LoveIsland

[els @elliemthomas]

I knew that reading the replies would only annoy me, so why did I do it anyway 🤦‍♀️

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Over-75s and the most vulnerable over-12s across UK will be offered another Covid booster jab from spring https://t.co/EedOA66IB3

[Barry Lewis @BarryL_Insights]

My money is on the IKEA bag…
#eunice

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Captain Tom Moore's daughter and son-in-law spent 10% of donations on consultancy fees

More money was paid to their own businesses than the British Legion
https://t.co/NIv1m8PPus

[els @elliemthomas]

Wordle 232 6/6

An emotional rollercoaster 🎢

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[els @elliemthomas]

Being a woman is booking a plumber and then calling a friend the whole time they're in your house, just in case

[els @elliemthomas]

@LucyThuroczy :( :( :( he would have been a good fit for me

[els @elliemthomas]

Happy Friday to everyone except the people who adopted the one-eyed cat I wanted from the RSPCA before I could do it

[els @elliemthomas]

@rspcamcrsalford Hello - I have tried to email you about Garbo but the email address on your website keeps bouncing back, please could you let me know an alternative way to get in touch? Thanks!

[Piers-Alexander Birtwistle @Prosper_UK @CentristQC]

Thrilling chase underway

[Tom Swarbrick @TomSwarbrick1]

Well this is just absolutely terrific. https://t.co/t1FoykiyfZ

[Brittlestar @brittlestar]

HOW MANY SHOTS WILL WE NEED TO GET?

[LBC @LBC]

"Had he been vaccinated, he would probably still be here."

The stepson of the UK's 'first Omicron victim' has told LBC he was fit and healthy but refused to have a coronavirus vaccine.

@NickFerrariLBC