ellie

imma just keep tweeting pick up lines @burpled

[ellie @elliepmcfall]

@burpled we’re not socks, but i think we’d make a great pair. #purpled

[Purpled @burpled]

Who wrote this?? What the fuck

[ellie @elliepmcfall]

@burpled i wish i were cross-eyed so i can see you twice. #purpled

[Quackity 2 @quackity4k]

hello muffin heads fuck shit ass shit fuck shit fuck fuck fuck

[ellie @elliepmcfall]

@burpled are you a time traveler? because i see you in my future! #purpled

[ellie @elliepmcfall]

@burpled is this the Hogwarts Express? because it feels like you and i are headed somewhere magical. #purpled

[ellie @elliepmcfall]

@burpled hey, my name is Microsoft. can i crash at your place tonight? #purpled

[ellie @elliepmcfall]

@bricheese02 are you guys mad at me or something?

[ellie @elliepmcfall]

@bricheese02 i dislike this

[ellie @elliepmcfall]

@burpled do you believe in love at first sight - or should i walk by again?