Me: I think I'm going to cut my hair
6 yo I babysit: *gasp* no you can't cut your hair Miss Ellie
Me: why? I thought it might be nice to have a change.
6: go change your pants then. those ones have holes anyways.
I poured two glasses of wine thinking I was so sweet and cute and my husband would appreciate it after working the late shift. But, he took way longer to get home than I thought he would so I drank them both. #marriage amirite
7 yo I babysit, v seriously, "Miss Ellie, I'm so amazing. I'm so good. I'm great. Like I am just the best."
We really need to work on his self worth issues.
6 yo I babysit: I'm coloring snow!
Me: why is it green?
6: I don't have white and green is closest to white.
Me: ...
6: ... *patiently waiting for some kind of response*
Me: ... ok???